Biker's penis hit by lightning

[Feriol]

OUCH!

 

[fludie]

OOOHHH thats gotta hurt.

 

[fitz]

OOOHHH thats gotta hurt.

try pissing on an electric fence, it may give you some idea of how a much less powerful current can hurt...then imagine!

 

[consty]

The next girl he makes love to is going to light up like a pinball machine

(joke credited to Ken kersey's RP MacMurphy)

 

[Cate Fox]

I know I probably shouldnt laugh, but :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

Sure it wasn't highland in his gimp suit?

 

[Cate Fox]

Sure it wasn't highland in his gimp suit?

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

Sure it wasn't highland in his gimp suit?

I said "dog wearing a gimp mask" out loud for some unknown reason during a meeting on Wednesday.
Drew a few strange looks & nervous chuckles.
Maybe I'm developing some form of Tourettes, great.

 

[Brauny Blue]

I said "dog wearing a gimp mask" out loud for some unknown reason during a meeting on Wednesday.
Drew a few strange looks & nervous chuckles.
Maybe I'm developing some form of Tourettes, great.

Macky with tourettes

' top of the ****ing morning ..............****':icon_razz

 

[Macky]

piss flaps

 

[SJN-Fox]

I had a bad case of tourettes towards the latter part of my relationship with my ex-wife. Instead of saying good morning my dear, would you pass me some toast it all went wrong and came out as Oi you ****ing ugly slag, why don't you just **** off out of my life for ever.

(never happened since though)