Bit of inside info on Oakley

[Steven]

This was posted on FT. :icon_conf

Bit of inside info on Oakley. He enjoys tennis and often plays with a guy who assessed my coaching badges. That guy said Oakley's knees have pretty much gone and swell up after most games, requiring icing. I think this can sometimes be seen in his performances. I rate him highly but also agree he is plagued by inconsistency which I would put down to his knee problems, not lack of effort or interest.

 

[Macky]

Perhaps he ought to stop playing fecking tennis then

 

[Bezu Fache Fox]

Haha

 

[Lako42]

He even admitted himself that his legs were going on SKY.

 

[DesertFox]

My legs have gone completely.

Seriously, it's just two bloody stumps now...

 

[Dour]

My legs have gone completely.

They told me it was just a separation during which they were free to see other people.

 

[DesertFox]

That's what they say... it's no wonder they've gone.

 

[Mighty Fox]

He even admitted himself that his legs were going on SKY.

Silly thing to do. He's pretty much talked his way out of any run at Strictly Come Dancing in the future..

 

[Scarby]

monkey tennis?

 

[Profondo Rosso]

monkey tennis?

:icon_bigg

 

[Billyjof]

My legs have gone completely.

Seriously, it's just two bloody stumps now...

Sorry for asking but is your short leg a stump as well?

 

[DesertFox]

Sorry for asking but is your short leg a stump as well?

Short leg? I now refer to it as my pogo stick :icon_cool

 

[Lako42]

He can have one of my leg's if he want's it, I have 3.

 

[alex]

Three wives is it? Legend.

 

[Singth]

Perhaps he ought to stop playing fecking tennis then

:icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

I heard him say on Sky his legs had gone. I found that a rather strange comment to make on live TV. I also find it strange he is deemed ok to play on for us with dodgy pins.

 

[tedfoxxx]

'His legs require icing' made me think of someone spreading sugar all over knees.

 

[lazzer]

'His legs require icing' made me think of someone spreading sugar all over knees.

You need to stop those thoughts immediately if they involve Oakley. Leave the perving to some our female posters (you know who you are ).

 

[tedfoxxx]

You need to stop those thoughts immediately if they involve Oakley. Leave the perving to some our female posters (you know who you are ).

It didn't involve me licking the icing off him or owt. Honest....

 

[lazzer]

It didn't involve me licking the icing off him or owt. Honest....

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