Breaking News - Bob Woolmer found unconscious

[OldGit]

can't even say he had a fair innings

 

[highland fox]

Hows that?

I think I may have crosed a boundary with the gag actually

 

[Durham Fox]

I think I may have crosed a boundary with the gag actually

You may need to put a helmet on, all the flak youll take.

 

[Melton Fox]

I wonder what sort of box he'll get buried in

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

one made of willow perhaps

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

or he might prefer to have his ashes scattered instead

 

[Melton Fox]

one made of willow perhaps

I was thinking more along the lines of one that protected the googleys

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Police believe it was foul play involving 3 gentlemen, and are currently interviewing two suspects but are still trying to locate the third man.

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

His death has invoked a real furore at the hotel with additional police drafted in to bat back the crowds

 

[Durham Fox]

Funeral car rumoured to be a beamer.

 

[highland fox]

Police believe it was foul play involving 3 gentlemen, and are currently interviewing two suspects but are still trying to locate the third man.

Theres been a breakthrough on that,they been given information that he has a Short Leg

 

[OldGit]

As he ran from the scene he bowled a maiden over

 

[highland fox]

As he ran from the scene he bowled a maiden over

That a silly point to make

 

[OldGit]

That a silly point to make

No Balls!

 

[highland fox]

No Balls!

I thought you might slip that one in

 

[Melton Fox]

No Balls!

Bob Woolmer, no balls , I though he still had Botham

 

[highland fox]

Bob Woolmer, no balls , I though he still had Botham

Can't stand him,when he did that walk from John O Groats top Lands End,all very good for Charity but when he reached the cliffs at Lands End he should have kept walking

 

[Joe_Fox]

Cliff Richards?

 

[OldGit]

Cliff, Richard?

No thanks

Yours

Richard

 

[Brauny Blue]

The Pakistan team was supposed to board the team bus which was due to leave for the airport within the next half hour. The bus as left without the team and the players have stayed behind to be finger printed.
The plot thickens:icon_conf