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“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.
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Having had a good look around I think this may actually be serious.
 
it seems so real, thats some fecked up shite
 
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fcukcov said:
Having had a good look around I think this may actually be serious.
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I can't make me mind up to be honest.
But the worrying thing is, it is the crazy kind of madness that they would do.
There's always truth in parody.
 
Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.
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Jeez that is pretty dreadful.
 
Macky said:
I can't make me mind up to be honest.
But the worrying thing is, it is the crazy kind of madness that they would do.
There's always truth in parody.
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Yep.

Think of the worse thing you can think of, and someone's already done it, and much worse.
 
Anyone fancy chipping in and going halves with me?
 
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