Buy your own bint

[spionfox]

Anyone fancy chipping in and going halves with me?

Who would have the sloppy seconds?

 

[Hazzman]

Not in certain states of the USA, they're not.

I think that just made me throw up! :icon_eek:

 

[M17TT C]

I think that just made my 'man' rise up! :icon_eek:

Too far Hazz!!

 

[Lako42]

i bet thats where half of the feckers on here got their wives.

 

[Siouxsie]

Age of consent in South Carolina is 14 for girls, 16 for boys.

I wonder why it's older for boys. Are they not as capable as girls at 14 at making decisions?



(I think 14 is too young though for either sex)

 

[Jeff]

I wonder why it's older for boys.

Because the people who made the law liked having sex with 14 year old girls.

 

[Matt_B]

I wonder why it's older for boys. Are they not as capable as girls at 14 at making decisions?



(I think 14 is too young though for either sex)

You don't get a good hardon until 16, so no use

 

[Macky]

You don't get a good hardon until 16, so no use

:icon_conf
Speak for yourself!
Mines been working fine since I was prepubescent.

 

[spionfox]

:icon_conf
Speak for yourself!
Mines been working fine since I was prepubescent.

My mum had to have a caesarian because my hard-on made me too big to get out the usual way.

 

[Macky]

My mum had to have a caesarian because my hard-on made me too big to get out the usual way.

Well she managed to accommodate a hard-on when you were being put in there

 

[Melton Fox]

You don't get a good hardon until 16, so no use

:icon_conf I would have seen a doctor at 14, did you?

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

i bet thats where half of the feckers on here got their wives.

:icon_lol:

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

:icon_conf I would have seen a doctor at 14, did you?

He was talking about his boyfriends

 

[spionfox]

Well she managed to accommodate a hard-on when you were being put in there

No. IVF.

 

[fcukcov]

:icon_conf I would have seen a doctor at 14, did you?

Why? Does a stethoscope turn you on?

 

[Melton Fox]

Why? Does a stethoscope turn you on?

No, doctors do

 

[Matt_B]

:icon_conf I would have seen a doctor at 14, did you?

It was more of a joke than a serious comment, I achieved my first when I was still a sperm