Can anyone help? Merseyside to Leicester?

[webmaster]

It's a Monty Python line and was used long before Malf was even born, you ignoramous

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ignoramus

 

[SilverFox]

I can't take it, its as gripping as the C&G trophy!

 

[Joe_Fox]

It's a Monty Python line and was used long before Malf was even born, you ignoramous

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ignoramus

Well played Webmonger!

 

[homer]

It's a Monty Python line and was used long before Malf was even born, you ignoramous

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ignoramus

You got me, Webbo, you old fecker

 

[Steven]

It's a Monty Python line and was used long before Malf was even born, you ignoramous

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ignoramus

You got me, Webbo, you old fecker

Get that spellchecker in. :roll: ;-) :mrgreen:

 

[Joe_Fox]

It's a Monty Python line and was used long before Malf was even born, you ignoramous

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ignoramus

You got me, Webbo, you old fecker

Get that spellchecker in. :roll: ;-) :mrgreen:

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spell checker

 

[Steven]

It's a Monty Python line and was used long before Malf was even born, you ignoramous

:smt018

ignoramus

You got me, Webbo, you old fecker

Get that spellchecker in. :roll: ;-) :mrgreen:

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spell checker

A spellchecker is available to those of us that use Firefox. ;-) :mrgreen:

 

[Joe_Fox]

I use NewsFox, it's superb.

 

[Innocent]

Well thanks for the help, ton!!!
Anyroadup, to reply to various. Yep, I'm older than that. I'm female and 60, and only have one son, who is my bezzie mate.
I live off Duke Street in a new duplex penthouse (posh, eh?) while I'm selling my place in Leicester city centre.
Yes, there are trains, but on Saturday after 6pm they go weird and slow.
AND - Monty Python didn't do cold sick first. It's an old Lanky/Scouse kids' verse which John Lennon also used. It's this:

Yellow matter custard
Green snot pie
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye
Slap it on a butty
Slap it on thick
And wash it all down
With a cup of cold sick

We used to chant it in the playground, which is why all we Scousers, even when we move for 40 years to the East Mids and have bucketfuls of education, are still basically sick people, and never quite fit in. Unless of course we move back home. When I got back here, I suddenly realised I'm not mad at all. I'm quiet and restrained for an Irish/Lanky Liverpudlian. And everyone here drinks loads more than I do (which takes some doing), and they don't puke all over the street afterwards as they do in London Road. It feels right to be here. But I'll so much miss LCFC, because it's been my passion for a long time.
Ah well............

 

[Steven]

Well thanks for the help, ton!!!
Anyroadup, to reply to various. Yep, I'm older than that. I'm female and 60, and only have one son, who is my bezzie mate.
I live off Duke Street in a new duplex penthouse (posh, eh?) while I'm selling my place in Leicester city centre.
Yes, there are trains, but on Saturday after 6pm they go weird and slow.
AND - Monty Python didn't do cold sick first. It's an old Lanky/Scouse kids' verse which John Lennon also used. It's this:


Yellow matter custard
Green snot pie
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye
Slap it on a butty
Slap it on thick
And wash it all down
With a cup of cold sick

We used to chant it in the playground, which is why all we Scousers, even when we move for 40 years to the East Mids and have bucketfuls of education, are still basically sick people, and never quite fit in. Unless of course we move back home. When I got back here, I suddenly realised I'm not mad at all. I'm quiet and restrained for an Irish/Lanky Liverpudlian. And everyone here drinks loads more than I do (which takes some doing), and they don't puke all over the street afterwards as they do in London Road. It feels right to be here. But I'll so much miss LCFC, because it's been my passion for a long time.
Ah well............

I hope you get a lift sorted. ;-) :mrgreen:

 

[Macky]

Monty Python didn't do cold sick first. It's an old Lanky/Scouse kids' verse which John Lennon also used. It's this:

Yellow matter custard
Green snot pie
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye
Slap it on a butty
Slap it on thick
And wash it all down
With a cup of cold sick

yup, i'm with you on this one innocent
we used sing that as well,
with a slight difference though:

slimy, something, something
Green snot pie
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye,
if you like it
spread it thick
And wash it all down
With a cup of cold sick!

ah, the memories & the nausea are flooding back :smt078

 

[Joe_Fox]

What tune do you sing it to though?

 

[Innocent]

What tune do you sing it to though?

Elgar: Land of Hope and Glory

 

[Joe_Fox]

What tune do you sing it to though?

Elgar: Land of Hope and Glory

It doesn't fit.

 

[Innocent]

What tune do you sing it to though?

Elgar: Land of Hope and Glory

It doesn't fit.

It does if you know where to put the repeats. That, however, is a Scouse secret. Omerta.

 

[Joe_Fox]

What tune do you sing it to though?

Elgar: Land of Hope and Glory

It doesn't fit.

It does if you know where to put the repeats. That, however, is a Scouse secret. Omerta.

I think you are talking rubbish!

 

[highland fox]

What tune do you sing it to though?

Elgar: Land of Hope and Glory

It doesn't fit.

It does if you know where to put the repeats. That, however, is a Scouse secret. Omerta.

I think you are talking rubbish!

And you'd know...

 

[Joe_Fox]

What tune do you sing it to though?

Elgar: Land of Hope and Glory

It doesn't fit.

It does if you know where to put the repeats. That, however, is a Scouse secret. Omerta.

I think you are talking rubbish!

And you'd know...

Well precisely.

 

[Innocent]

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I think you are talking rubbish!

And you'd know...[/quote]

Well precisely.[/quote]

Tell you what, Joe. I've made a less-than-adequate living out of talking rubbish, and writing it, and selling it on.
It ain't a good way to earn money, but it's fun!

 

[Joe_Fox]

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I think you are talking rubbish!

And you'd know...

Well precisely.[/quote]

Tell you what, Joe. I've made a less-than-adequate living out of talking rubbish, and writing it, and selling it on.
It ain't a good way to earn money, but it's fun![/quote]

Not the best quoting but never mind.

Innocent, I'm not having a go, in fact I think you are a legendary poster.
According to some posters I'm following in your "talking rubbish and writing it" footsteps.

Thanks for being an icon of hope.