Can anyone help?

[bocadillo]

The Eldonian is one of the better parts Boc,if you'd have moored it in Bootle you would have got back to find yourself left with just your selection of shorts.

I know. I came through Bootle in both directions - on the way back there was a gang of girls trying to drop one of their number into the canal from a bridge - I think it was the Stanley Road bridge - it's the one with the Liverpool and Everton murials painted on the wall at the side of the canal. Often this kind of thing is just a ruse to get people away from their boats so I just kept on and pretended not to notice.

All boats into and out of Liverpool on the Leeds and Liverpool canal are escorted by British Waterways staff. They say it is because there are a large number of swing-bridges and they are there to minimise the delay to road traffic, but they go right to the Eldonian, miles past the last swing-bridge. The real reason is to provide security for boats and their occupants.

 

[Boy Genius]

Bloody hell Boc..... you are a walking bank of information for bus and train times, for practically all destinations. You been done for drink driving?

 

[highland fox]

Bloody hell Boc..... you are a walking bank of information for bus and train times, for practically all destinations. You been done for drink driving?

If he ever was he'd know exactly which Bus to take to get him to the Court.

 

[bocadillo]

Bloody hell Boc..... you are a walking bank of information for bus and train times, for practically all destinations. You been done for drink driving?

London Branch does most of its travelling by public transport. I just know where to get the information.

Never been done for drunk-driving; one conviction for wayward parking (in the days before you just got a ticket), one fixed penalty ticket and 3 points for speeding and four parking tickets (two of which I got off) is the total of my motoring indiscretions.

 

[bocadillo]

If he ever was he'd know exactly which Bus to take to get him to the Court.

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I'd plead guilty by letter. I would be bound to upset them in one way or another if I made a personal appearance.

 

[lazzer]

i can vouch for that

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

I would be bound to upset them in one way or another if I made a personal appearance.

i find that hard to believe :icon_wink :icon_bigg

 

[MKFox]

We have a Poster on here who enjoys a mouthful of 'Fairy' each night...

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Who'd that be then highland me old mucker?

 

[highland fox]

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Who'd that be then highland me old mucker?

I bet you are getting yourself in a lather just thinking about it..:icon_bigg

 

[highland fox]

is the total of my motoring indiscretions.

So you have other indiscretions then Boc ?
You aren't that Naked Rambler are you ?:icon_conf :icon_wink

 

[lazzer]

you guys

 

[bocadillo]

So you have other indiscretions then Boc ?
You aren't that Naked Rambler are you ?:icon_conf :icon_wink

I was referring to motoring indiscretions. I can confirm however that I am neither the Naked Rambler nor the Naked Midland Main Line train driver, who is featuring in the news today.

I did once have a shag in a field just off the back road from Rogart to Brora if it's of any interest to anybody.

 

[MKFox]

I did once have a shag in a field just off the back road from Rogart to Brora

What a coincidence! So did Highland...

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

but what did you 'have'

 

[lazzer]

she just looked nervously around over her shoulder and said baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :icon_bigg

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

she just looked nervously around over her shoulder and said baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :icon_bigg

:icon_bigg did he 'ram' it in :icon_conf

 

[MKFox]

:icon_bigg did he 'ram' it in :icon_conf

That's not like ewe....

 

[highland fox]

nor the Naked Midland Main Line train driver

That's a sad case though,very depressed man said his life had just gone off the Rails but he was hoping to get it back on track soon......

 

[Durham Fox]

Its sad when the wheels fall off like that.....

 

[Dunc]

He was just letting off steam.