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Eeeeew, look at his ball bag!
Imagine if you had to put that in your mouth & roll them plums around on your tongue, eerrrrr that'd be horrible
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Posted in the style of Macky :

Just imagine if you had to lie with a pane of glass over your face whilst Pete Burns crouched over you and dispensed a bum cigar just for you eeeeeuuuuwww how awful but just imagine if you really had to :078:
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Ruddock is a Grade One arsehole IMO

but just imagine that arsehole resting on your mouth, imagine if you had to... for a million quid and the mafia were gonna kill you

you had to give it a lick




and he'd been on the sweetcorn

etc
 
I was a bit concerned after starting this thread because for the first few hours/days it seemed to be going nowhere. Now though, it seems to have developed a dynamic all of its own and has become quite beautiful in an esoteric sort of way.

I am so proud.
 
I was a bit concerned after starting this thread because for the first few hours/days it seemed to be going nowhere. Now though, it seems to have developed a dynamic all of its own and has become quite beautiful in an esoteric sort of way.

I am so proud.

Very, very esoteric
 
Just read this thread, but picturing an "alas Smith and Jones " sketch. ( You know the one, face to face across the table......)

Brought tears to my eyes......
 
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