Chant for De Vries

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I did have this one for Makin but I never got round to finishing it .Went something like this
Chris Makin Chris Makin You are never in the hunt
Chris Makin Chris Makin You are a no good useless.....and like I said I never did get it finished,any ideas?
 
Barney 44 said:
Joe_Fox said:
Barney, for a 4th post that's awful.



Hey !

The big man Liked it :D

Just kidding mate, just kidding. 5th post was even worse. :wink:
 
Oi you big fecker, get up there and score.
 
Steven said:
Oi you big fecker, get up there and score.

Isn't MKFox married?
 
Oi you big fecker, get up there and score.

This, I sadly suspect, will be the only one that actually gets an airing from the crowd
 
Did anyone notice when MDV was running along the centre line with the ball, one of the blackpool player grabed MDV's arm to stop him. MDV did not even slow down and the poor blackpool player's feet left the ground and he was like a shirt on the washing line being dragged behind MDV.

So how about

He's big
He's strong
We know his legs are long
Mark De Vries
 
step said:
Did anyone notice when MDV was running along the centre line with the ball, one of the blackpool player grabed MDV's arm to stop him. MDV did not even slow down and the poor blackpool player's feet left the ground and he was like a shirt on the washing line being dragged behind MDV.

So how about

He's big
He's strong
We know his legs are long
Mark De Vries

that's probly the only post on this thread that's made any sense!
& therefore does not belong on this forum step :lol:
 
I like step's, with a slight amendment to 'His legs are very long'.

This is so Mark De Vrieeesy was a Hearts chant after he scored 4 on his debut against Hibs according to LCFC season ticketholder who supports Hearts that I know.
 
What about the old Iwan is a welshman chant amended.

Mark De Vries's a Scotsman
He wears a Scottish hat
He lives next door to Maybury
He lives in a council flat
He scores 'em with his left foot
He scores 'em with his right
And when he's playing Derby
He scores all feckin' night.


I think we have a winner.

Thanks
 
it's unlikely that he lives in a council flat as well...
 
Mark Devries what a wanker, what a wanker...erm, I think I've missed the point.

Personally think the Mark De Vri-easy chant is the best one. This is sooo Mark De Vri-easy!
 
Joe_Fox said:
What about the old Iwan is a welshman chant amended.

Mark De Vries's a Scotsman
He wears a Scottish hat
He lives next door to Maybury
He lives in a council flat
He scores 'em with his left foot
He scores 'em with his right
And when he's playing Derby
He scores all feckin' night.


I think we have a winner.

Thanks

I've taken your comments on board and revised my winning song. Enjoy:

Mark De Vries is Surinamese
He wears a Surinamesian stantion
He lives next door to Maybury
He lives in a posh old mansion
He scores 'em with his left foot
He scores 'em with his right
And when he's playing Burnley
He scores all feckin' night.
 
To the tune of cheer up sleepy jean:

Cheer up Mark De Vries,
Good things come in threes,
So along with maybury we'll have Terry Henry please!

You know you love it.
 
Dickovforengland! said:
To the tune of cheer up sleepy jean:

Cheer up Mark De Vries,
Good things come in threes,
So along with maybury we'll have Terry Henryplease!

You know you love it.

whos he then?
 
lcfcrules said:
Dickovforengland! said:
To the tune of cheer up sleepy jean:

Cheer up Mark De Vries,
Good things come in threes,
So along with maybury we'll have Terry Henryplease!

You know you love it.

whos he then?

Scans a bit better than Thierry, pedant.
 
Mark De Vries De Vries
He's likes to use Febreeze
He gives the bottle a sqeeze
Then his house is clean

(To Que Sera Sera)

:roll: :oops: :( :wink:
 
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