chelsea real post match thread

[Real Sharapova]

I quite like a harsh master..especially with the lube and butt plug at the ready..

Too much info, HF, for Christ's sake.

 

[fludie]

You do have long hair, and you are a mummy's boy. She pick you up ok from the station ??

Maybe she has to pick me up because i can't drive yet

 

[fludie]

It's quite long....

Where abouts were you Alex?

 

[alex]

Where abouts were you Alex?

Near the Chelsea wankers couple of rows up from you, near the Foxestalk chav twats too.

 

[fludie]

Yeh i know of them, lol they all jumped on me when our second goal went in. Should have said Hi

you going colchester or preston?

 

[Nottingham Fox]

I had 2 lads smoking dope next to me all game. I was fcking wasted when I got out the ground.

 

[newtonfox]

I had 2 lads smoking dope next to me all game. I was fcking wasted when I got out the ground.

Good night then :icon_bigg:icon_wink

 

[Hazzman]

I had 2 lads smoking dope next to me all game. I was fcking wasted when I got out the ground.

I watched us win at Man City high on passive dope fumes. When coming out of the ground, I ate 2 hot dog's in double quick time.

First goal, I ended up trying to keep two blokes up who had crowdsurfed 2 rows, third goal I was hugging some big 6ft and half bloke who decided to jump on the 5 nearest fans to him. That was last night by the way.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

They smoked one and then lit another straight away. They must have smoked £100 worth during the game.

 

[newtonfox]

They smoked one and then lit another straight away. They must have smoked £100 worth during the game.

cheap stuff must be one of mine or mackys and they wouldnt be getting up too much anymore :icon_wink

 

[Hazzman]

They smoked one and then lit another straight away. They must have smoked £100 worth during the game.

The twat I went Man City with he must have had 4 spliffs during the day. He was driving!! He left at 1pm, missed the first goal, had to run 1 mile to get to the ground.

When I got back home I made a swift run to my bedroom to avoid my Dad smelling me!

 

[Nottingham Fox]

I then got the National Express coach home. I had a lovely family from Malawi sit around me, who must have had their last bath in 1992. Apart from being drugged up and trying not to vomit all the way home, it was a good day out.

 

[newtonfox]

I then got the National Express coach home. I had a lovely family from Malawi sit around me, who must have had their last bath in 1992. Apart from being drugged up and trying not to vomit all the way home, it was a good day out.

did you at some point pass the fox travel coaches

as we seen one go past and thought we saw a city fan on it

 

[Nottingham Fox]

did you at some point pass the fox travel coaches

as we seen one go past and thought we saw a city fan on it

There was more Chelsea fans at Victoria Station, than Leicester.

You would have seen, I was on the back seat with my jacket over my head. :icon_lol:

 

[newtonfox]

There was more Chelsea fans at Victoria Station, than Leicester.

You would have seen, I was on the back seat with my jacket over my head. :icon_lol:

i thought that was there washing pile sorry :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Cate Fox]

apparently a couple of the fox travel coaches went the wrong way leaving Chelsea and spent an hour just getting back to the ground so they could start again :icon_lol:

 

[newtonfox]

apparently a couple of the fox travel coaches went the wrong way leaving Chelsea and spent an hour just getting back to the ground so they could start again :icon_lol:

I know i was on one of them :icon_evil

 

[Nottingham Fox]

After queueing at Luton for about hour and half, the driver pulled into a service station, appeared to pick up another driver. We then came off on the A45, drove through Northampton City Centre, didnt stop once, then rejoined the M1 :icon_roll - We are now running 45 mins behind, and then the twat pulls into LFE Services for people to get off and stretch their legs. I will never ever travel with Nat Express again.

 

[Steven]

I had 2 lads smoking dope next to me all game. I was fcking wasted when I got out the ground.

:icon_bigg

 

[Disco Bob]

When I got back home I made a swift run to my bedroom to avoid my Dad smelling me!

Now that's dysfunctional.