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Yes, I'm sure that's all they need - a thousand emails from people telling them which player to buy :icon_roll
Surely they must be aware of the situation with Brunt, and know his quality. Get the feeling he would be out of price range!
 
People who think MA and MM are going to take advice on player signings live on a very different planet to me. concetrate on asking questions that...

a) will get past the intitial cut of crap before either MA or MM actually see them.

and

b) Will yield genuine answers rather than stock 'we are looking at many different players blah blah blah'.


Dear Mr Meeelan

Have you bought your mother a stairlift yet or is she still able to take them two at a time?

If you were stranded on a desert island & had to eat one of the spice girls to survive, which one would you eat & why?

Lots of Love

Macky
 
Dear Milan,

If you were a bit sexier, do you think Right Said Fred might then be interested in you?

Melton fox, Aged 35
 
Dear Mr Meeelan

Have you bought your mother a stairlift yet or is she still able to take them two at a time?

If you were stranded on a desert island & had to eat one of the spice girls to survive, which one would you eat & why?

Lots of Love

Macky

Have to be mel b she has the most meat on her and is also the ugliest so the others could provide a low level of eye candy.
 
Have to be mel b she has the most meat on her and is also the ugliest so the others could provide a low level of eye candy.

Dunno - that Emma Bunton's got plenty to tuck into

Could use beckham's missus as a handy toothpick as well
 
Dear Milan,

What is your favourite colour Fruit Pastel?

Love from

Singth

x
 
Have to be mel b she has the most meat on her and is also the ugliest so the others could provide a low level of eye candy.

After giving it some serious thought, I'm going to go with the ginger ninja Geri.

She has a bit of meat on her & I wouldn't have to listen to her whiney, self-obsessed voice after devouring her.
 
After giving it some serious thought, I'm going to go with the ginger ninja Geri.

She has a bit of meat on her & I wouldn't have to listen to her whiney, self-obsessed voice after devouring her.

I have to say my final 2 was the one I chose or her but Id have to say that mel b constantly going on about shagging eddie murphy would have to get on your nerves as well.
 
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Im not sure we could bear the fee for this player anyway.
 
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mel b constantly going on about shagging eddie murphy would have to get on your nerves as well.

I suppose Mel B going on & on about how Eddie Murphy never shagged her would get on your nerves after a while as well.
 
I suppose Mel B going on & on about how Eddie Murphy never shagged her would get on your nerves after a while as well.

unfortunately DNA tests have proven that he did do "it"
 
I'd eat the legs and arms off all of them. then they wouldn't be able to run away! :)
 
Have to be mel b she has the most meat on her and is also the ugliest so the others could provide a low level of eye candy.

mate come on..... Far from being the uglist ****ing Spice Girl, that Scouse Bint Mel C is one of the ugliest ****ing women I have ever seen. Far from being on stage in a pop band she belongs on some ****ing National Geographic special about beasts in the wilderness. She is a ****ing dog.
 
Brunt would be the best possible left sided player.
Ask Milan about Andrew Cole why you are at it
 
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