Chris Weale: Newspaper Headlines Thread

[sparky79]

Chris Weale is great fodder for potential headlines this year.

'Reinventing the Weale' - (after establishing himself at Leicester after being only a reserve at Bristol City)

'Weale's On The Bus' - (if we get to the playoffs and he's selected)

'The Weale's Have Came Off' - (if he gets injured in an important game)

'Weale-y Close Shave for Leicester - (if he saves a last minute penalty)

'Pearson Weale's Out The Excuses' - (if we conced a goal where he may have been fouled)

'UnWeale Performance Prompts Leicester Win' - (if he pulls off a series of stupendous saves to win the game)

any othe suggestions to help out our friends at the Mercury....

 

[Macky]

Wealey good thread this is

 

[tedfoxxx]

Are you for Weale?

 

[The Major]

Weale meet again- after a penalty save by Weale causes an FA cup replay.

 

[Jeff]

Weale Meat Again. After he's eaten by cannibals who make sure they finish off every last bit.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Weale Meet Eggen - Chris Weale meets former Rosenborg BK manager Nils Arne Eggen

 

[The Major]

Weale Meat Again. After he's eaten by cannibals who make sure they finish off every last bit.

Weale Meet Eggen - Chris Weale meets former Rosenborg BK manager Nils Arne Eggen

 

[Billyjof]

Last minute equilizer by Chris Weale

Weale of Fortune

 

[Profondo Rosso]

When he signs a new contract : "The Weale Deal"

If him and Ian Beale adopted a child together: "The Weale Beale"

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Weale scores a last minute winner coming up for a corner as he did for Yeovil: "The Weale Steal"

Chris Weale runs out of a restaurant after not paying: "The Weale Meal Steal"

Chris Weale runs out of a meat restaurant after not paying: "The Weale Veal Meal Steal"

Chris Weale runs out of a meat restaurant after not paying, only to be knocked over by a giant pig while running out: "The Weale Veal Meal Steal Squeal"

Chris Weale runs out of a meat restaurant after not paying, only to be knocked over by a giant pig while running out, later to make a miraculous recovery: "The Weale Veal Meal Steal Squeal Heal"

The incident becomes so famous, that the restaurant's van is named after the incident: "The Weale Veal Meal Steal Squeal Heal Automobile"

 

[KempsonFox]

Weale scores a last minute winner coming up for a corner as he did for Yeovil: "The Weale Steal"

Chris Weale runs out of a restaurant after not paying: "The Weale Meal Steal"

Chris Weale runs out of a meat restaurant after not paying: "The Weale Veal Meal Steal"

Chris Weale runs out of a meat restaurant after not paying, only to be knocked over by a giant pig while running out: "The Weale Veal Meal Steal Squeal"

Chris Weale runs out of a meat restaurant after not paying, only to be knocked over by a giant pig while running out, later to make a miraculous recovery: "The Weale Veal Meal Steal Squeal Heal"

The incident becomes so famous, that the restaurant's van is named after the incident: "The Weale Veal Meal Steal Squeal Heal Automobile"

:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

'Pearson pulls a Wealie' - Nigel wanks him off or summat, probably

 

[DesertFox]

"Weale live in a blue and white kop, a blue and white kop..."

 

[GazLCFC]

"Weale live in a blue and white kop, a blue and white kop..."

 

[Blue Maniac]

Weale have no more of this shit if you don't mind.

 

[drummindefender]

Chris Weale needs some support from the fans after a knock on his confidence

Get behind the Weale

 

[Doctor Foxster]

.... or after a couple of nervous moments.. Chris "Wobbly" Weale!

 

[Uncle Connolly]

Chris Sends Seasiders Wealing

 

[Billyjof]

Mr J Ross thinks

Leicester are "Un-weale!"

 

[Jeff]

Latest headline on the OS: "A Weale Solid Start".

Poor effort.