Speculation Chris Wood

[Graz]

I think the game against Barnsley showed us why we need another striker.
Hopefully we'll have Wood by the time we play them at Oakwell.

 

[Graz]

To be honest, I've got Wood right now.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Who remembers the Woodentops then? Eh? Eh? Woodentops? They were made of wood weren't they, eh?

If you stood up in front of a few hundred morons and said that in a Bolton accent, they'd fall about laughing.

 

[city-faithful]

If you stood up in front of a few hundred morons and said that in a Bolton accent, they'd fall about laughing.

Email Dave Spikey with that. He's made a career out of saying things in a Northern accent. Unfunny bastard that he is.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Email Dave Spikey with that. He's made a career out of saying things in a Northern accent. Unfunny bastard that he is.

I'm sure he's heard of Peter Kay before.

 

[Kingy_85]

Wood he want to come here though? Millwall are doing ok for themselves!

 

[RHYDAL]

You wood though, wooden you?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Wood. Trees. Timber. Axe, gouge, adze, chisel, chainsaw, chipper. Plane.

Bark.

 

[RHYDAL]

Footballers wear boots, and Boots have branches everywhere.

 

[spionfox]

Beat that!

 

[Volpone]

He could be going to Huddersfield for £1m according to the Daily Star.

 

[Motown Fox]

He could be going to Huddersfield for £1m according to the Daily Star.

Cheaper than Beckford, less injury prone and a team player.
Becks on his way back to KP in the New Year then

 

[cafe]

He may prefer Derby or Cardiff-for the night life

 

[Volpone]

Cheaper than Beckford, less injury prone and a team player.
Becks on his way back to KP in the New Year then

Leeds want him
as well according to the Mercury.

 

[RHYDAL]

He may prefer Derby or Cardiff-for the night life

Fayre comment.

 

[Blue Maniac]

He could be going to Huddersfield for £1m according to the Daily Star.

Cheaper than Beckford, less injury prone and a team player.
Becks on his way back to KP in the New Year then

He may prefer Derby or Cardiff-for the night life

Leeds want him
as well according to the Mercury.

I don't geddit.

 

[Kingy_85]

I wonder what Birch thinks of all this.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I wonder what Birch thinks of all this.

I bet he's 'tree-lighted' at this 'tree-tacular' 'tree-velation'.

Yeah.

 

[Kingy_85]

I bet he's 'tree-lighted' at this 'tree-tacular' 'tree-velation'.

Yeah.

Does a bear shit in the wood?

Or just in Pear SON's car?

 

[OldGit]

Does a bear shit in the wood?

No, it's the Pope. Bears are catholic