DD's Brand New Safehouse

[spionfox]

Done.

I never think to get alcohol. Can you do a piss run?

It's the least I can do. Although I suppose it ought to be Singha rather than Cobra.

 

[Mawsley]

You've met Mawsley?

 

[Siouxsie]

When you reach a certain age, fig rolls, rhubarb crumble, real ale and mouldy cheese suddenly become very atractive.

oh good that means I haven't reached a certain age yet

 

[Mawsley]

oh good that means I haven't reached a certain age yet

I've been that age since 14

 

[tedfoxxx]

Jalfrezi please.

Oh, and any chance of a Cobra?

Had a jalfrezi last night, and now I could shit through the eye of a needle. No ta.

I'll stick to the popadoms and dips despite my earlier request for a good meal.

 

[Siouxsie]

Sunday lunch then. I'll put the roasties on.

 

[fitz]

I've got some spare doughnuts if anyone wants one? Bought a box of 8 but feel sick and can't eat the last three. If there's any jalfrezi left I'll have some.

 

[Mawsley]

I've got some spare doughnuts if anyone wants one? Bought a box of 8 but feel sick and can't eat the last three. If there's any jalfrezi left I'll have some.

Jam?

If it's any other filling or topping you can **** off. Donuts are meant to have red jam.

 

[Cate Fox]

Jam?

If it's any other filling or topping you can **** off. Donuts are meant to have red jam.

they're pretty good with custard in too...

 

[Blue Maniac]

they're pretty good with custard in too...

You want custard in your doughnut?

 

[fitz]

Jam?

If it's any other filling or topping you can **** off. Donuts are meant to have red jam.

I'd already had the jam ones. Others were a mix of either custard or cream, they've now been eaten though.

 

[Mawsley]

they're pretty good with custard in too...

No.

Custard is repulsive in any form.

 

[H T B]

No.

Custard is repulsive in any form.

Sounds like a man who was forced to eat Manchester tart at school.

 

[Mawsley]

Sounds like a man who was forced to eat Manchester tart's custard at school.

Matron was a moose.

 

[spionfox]

I've left some cakes over in the corner if anybody wants any.

Sorry they are a bit dry - they've been out all day and they were reduced to clear anyway when I bought them last Thursday.

 

[Hammond Organ]

I've left some cakes over in the corner if anybody wants any.

Sorry they are a bit dry - they've been out all day and they were reduced to clear anyway when I bought them last Thursday.

They all look like white poodle poo. Eurghhhh! They are white poodle poo. Quick, pass me the tequila to take the taste away!

 

[Matt_B]

Did you hear we are after Chamakh? Thought I'd ruin the atmosphere in here.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Did you hear we are after Chamakh? Thought I'd ruin the atmosphere in here.

Shut up about that football nonsense and chuck a log on the fire.

 

[homer]

25 hours to go, and we can all go out again

In the meantime, let's play naked twister...

 

[Matt_B]

Shut up about that football nonsense and chuck a log on the fire.

Hang on, let me pinch one off. Unless you are happy with this white, poodle log?