Deathlist 2012-13 Banter Thread

[Macky]

Anyone else think the Queen looked very frail at the ceremony tonight?

How do you mean "frail"? She hasn't been too steady on her feet for a while. Would the country be better off if she was as dead as a dead thing, as if she was a putrid, rotting corpse?

 

[Mawsley]

Why the **** isn't Thatcher dead yet?

 

[SJN-Fox]

No takers for Geoffrey Hughes either, aka Onslow, Eddie Yates, Twiggy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19032928

 

[spionfox]

Why the **** isn't Thatcher dead yet?

She's waiting for Scargill to shuffle off first.

 

[Mawsley]

She's waiting for Scargill to shuffle off first.

Then I'm packing him off in a cab round to hers with an arse full of TNT.

 

[Motown Fox]

Anyone got "The Sting" composer
He also wrote

Mem'ries,
Light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures,
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? Could we?
Mem'ries, may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way we were...
The way we were...

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Sid Waddell has lost his battle with bowel cancer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19231497

 

[RHYDAL]

Sid Waddell has lost his battle with bowel cancer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19231497

Did he double top himself?

 

[Steven]

Did he double top himself?

On a par with dead baby jokes.

 

[RHYDAL]

On a par with dead baby jokes.

I had a strange feeling you'd check out the decency of that offering. Bit close to the wire for you?
edit:Maybe you were a bit board?
re-edit: Darts, not golf.

 

[The Major]

I had a strange feeling you'd check out the decency of that offering. Bit close to the wire for you?
edit:Maybe you were a bit board?
re-edit: Darts, not golf.

Those jokes are ockey by me.

 

[RHYDAL]

Those jokes are ockey by me.

You don't think I sank too lowe then?

 

[Macky]

What's the difference between Sid Waddell and a dead baby?


About 13 stone

 

[RHYDAL]

What's the difference between Sid Waddell and a dead baby?

Sid Waddell won't be going to limbo?

 

[Motown Fox]

Phyllis Diller, the wild-haired, eccentrically-dressed performer credited with opening the doors of stand-up comedy to women, passed away at her home in Los Angeles. She was 95 years old.

"I do dinner in three stages: I serve the food, I clear the table and I bury the dead!"

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

 

[Jeff]

Anyone got Neil Armstrong?

 

[Motown Fox]

Taken one almighty step this time

 

[Matt_B]

Anyone got Neil Armstrong?

Me, I think? Or maybe I'm just being optimistic.

Nope,nobody had him.

 

[RHYDAL]

Taken one almighty step this time

Into the real final frontier.

 

[RHYDAL]

Make that two.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ount-von-Count-dies-78.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Ah ha ha ha ha.