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Give us a reason to follow you like sheep..............

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There is no discernable reason for anyone to follow me but if you want to you can, my twitter username is the same as this one.
 
There is no discernable reason for anyone to follow me but if you want to you can, my twitter username is the same as this one.

Flipping heck, that's six sad no life's following you now :102:
 
Stan Collymore mostly using twitter to promote his TalkSport show, I think his CAPS lock is broken.

It's not all about TalkSport though, I found these gems in there as well:


I dont fancy Jordan,Kylie,Paris Hilton,Madonna..

Deborah Meeden of Dragons den is quite cute,i was just reminded )))))

Harriet Harman would get a yes but something about her looks like a misery guts.

I dont fancy Clare short or Ann Widecombe!

Teresa May is a milf,and Hazel Blears.I know its oh so wrong

WHAT DOES MILF STAND FOR?
 
Stan Collymore mostly using twitter to promote his TalkSport show, I think his CAPS lock is broken.

It's not all about TalkSport though, I found these gems in there as well:

I dont fancy Jordan,Kylie,Paris Hilton,Madonna..

Quote:
Deborah Meeden of Dragons den is quite cute,i was just reminded )))))

Quote:
Harriet Harman would get a yes but something about her looks like a misery guts.

Quote:
I dont fancy Clare short or Ann Widecombe!

Quote:
Teresa May is a milf,and Hazel Blears.I know its oh so wrong

Quote:
WHAT DOES MILF STAND FOR?

It's not all about TalkSport though, I found these gems in there as well:

It's as if Noel Coward never died.
 
For those of you of a QI persuasion check out qikipedia for loads of qi facts every day!
 
For those of you of a QI persuasion check out qikipedia for loads of qi facts every day!

Hmmm, looks like some idiot just regurgitating bollocks out of an encyclopedia, most of which seems to be being disputed by other tweeters
 
Hmmm, looks like some idiot just regurgitating bollocks out of an encyclopedia, most of which seems to be being disputed by other tweeters

Stephen Fry recommended it earlier apparently!
 
Stephen Fry recommended it earlier apparently!

In fairness though, Stephen Fry is only on QI to read from a script given to him. He isn't a mine of information & interesting facts.
 
Tim Westwood, what a ****in cock end

Westwood on Twitter said:
gym talk - why am I the only guy in the steam room wearin shorts & not sittin here with my dick out! aint messin wit that again

Righto Timmy
 
How could you tell? He kept his shorts on.

I just know cus I'm down with all the cats like my main man, the man like Westwood ina de house, I'm down like a clown, Charlie Brown. Respec to all da homies, ya kna wha I'm sayin? An a big shout out to all the foxes posse <wikki-wikki-wikki-reeeeeewind/>
 
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