Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner

[Steven]

From the AFP.

Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

 

[highland fox]

From the AFP.

I wonder if the Doctor said to him..''You are lucky you didn't die son''

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

:icon_roll

 

[highland fox]

:icon_roll

The dwarf replied ''Yes I am but I've got a Hot Point''

 

[Singth]

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived"

:icon_lol:

 

[Spanky Fox]

there goes his little army...

 

[Singth]

I like how he says it was "the most embarrassing moment of my life..."

This coming from a dwarf (no-apologies for political incorrectness) who calls himself "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf" and uses a household appliance stuck to his genitals in order to get a laugh.

 

[M17TT C]

I like how he says it was "the most embarrassing moment of my life..."

This coming from a dwarf (no-apologies for political incorrectness) who calls himself "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf" and uses a household appliance stuck to his genitals in order to get a laugh.

I would rather walk into A&E being a dwarf than having to go there with a vacuum cleaner attached to my todger. I would say the latter is rather more embarrassing than the former.

What ever floats your boat though mate!

 

[Singth]

I would rather walk into A&E being a dwarf than having to go there with a vacuum cleaner attached to my todger. I would say the latter is rather more embarrassing than the former.

What ever floats your boat though mate!

That missed my point entirely

 

[Macky]

I would rather walk into A&E being a dwarf than having to go there with a vacuum cleaner attached to my todger. I would say the latter is rather more embarrassing than the former.

What ever floats your boat though mate!

erm...I don't think it's being a dwarf that's embarrassing, it's being a dwarf called Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf & having sex with household appliances for a living.

 

[MKFox]

I got my penis stuck in a chicken once, try explaining that in A & E...

A new low, even for you....

 

[highland fox]

A new low, even for you....

Especially considering it was an oven ready one.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Especially considering it was an oven ready one.

That Colonel Sanders has got a lot to answer for!!

 

[lazzer]

dirty devil