Worst performance we have seen for many a year - in any league, under any manager, in any deCade you want to select.
Play that back four in the Premier League and we’ll get ****ed. Week in, ****ing week out. They are ****ing rank.
How can the manager not see it? How can you pick Vestergaard and Faes? How do we buy a right back and have to watch the pure filth of Justin every match? How the **** can Coady not get in the team above those ****buckets?
These and other questions are the story of the day - how the **** did the ****ing dreadful Ayew play the full game. What the actual blue blazing **** is a Bouba Soumare? How the **** have Cooper and Van Nistlerooy managed to completely destroy the compactness and togetherness of last year in such a short space of time? Why are we paying Harry Winks?
All unfathomable questions, but there is one overriding challenge that beats them all - how the actual **** can you watch that first half and make no changes whatsoever, tactical or personnel?
This bloke is an absolute ****tard of the highest order. For ****s sake get him out and bring in somebody who has actually managed a ****ing football team. He’s a total ****.
But at least I got to sing about Lloyd Dyer and Vicente Iborra, as well as the right side/left side song.
FFS.
We should all be given our ****ing money back
****s