Fascinating Observations about This Year's League

[NYC Fox]

Post your sad 'chat up line' facts about this year's league (the idea is to show the vast gulf between us and the rest).

Did you know, that there is a larger point gap between Leicester in 1st place, and Wigan in 6th place than there is between Wigan and Birmingham, who are in the relegation zone...

... post your amazing facts here.

 

[Matt_B]

We have more points this year than Chuck Norris has kills ever.

 

[Blue Maniac]

All of our wins have been achieved in England.

 

[NYC Fox]

The initials of the top 4 teams is LBDQ, which is the acronym to Leader Behavior Description Questionnaire, which has no relevance whatsoever to football.

 

[Joe_Fox]

If Doncaster win, we'll be the first champions ever who have had the double done on us by two teams.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

My erectile dysfunction completely disappeared midway through the unbeaten run.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Also, if we lose, Cadbury's and Mr Whippie will be our sponsors next year.

 

[Blue Maniac]

If Doncaster win, we'll be the first champions ever who have had the double done on us by two teams.

Is that true or did you make it up just now?

 

[Joe_Fox]

Fact

 

[Lako42]

We have not drawn 26 games this season.

A record that is not a first for the club in recent history

 

[Blue Maniac]

Fact

So it didn't happen to Reading two years ago?

 

[Blue Maniac]

So it didn't happen to Reading two years ago?

Or Millwall in 87-88?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Or Millwall in 87-88?

Or Wolves in 76-77?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Or Wolves in 76-77?

Or Ipswich in 60-61?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Or Ipswich in 60-61?

Or Sheffield Wednesday in 51-52?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Or Sheffield Wednesday in 51-52?

Or Leicester in 36-37?

 

[Macky]

Kasper Schmeichel's gloves this season have been fitted with specially formed neodymium magnets. They had been designed to give him an advantage by attracting the ball to his hands by means of ingenious ferrous implants within the matchday ball.
The magnets haven't improved his catching ability in any way, but they have worked wonders for the osteoarthritis that he's been suffering in his wrists since childhood

 

[Joe_Fox]

Blue Maniac, that's absurd. Clearly I meant this year.

 

[Macky]

Blue Maniac, that's absurd. Clearly I meant this year.

Yeah BM! It was obvious that's what he meant when he said that we'll be "the first champions ever" to have done it, obviously.
Honestly, some people

 

[Blue Maniac]

Blue Maniac, that's absurd. Clearly I meant this year.

:icon_lol: Outstanding.