Philip. “I haven’t bothered looking for another job"
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See, people seem to get quoted with that sort of thing all the time in the papers, and it pisses me off.
The Job Centre should employ somebody just to look out for those idiots on benefit who aren't even looking for work, and it should straight away be "Oh, you're not looking for a job? In that case you fat ****, get out, and we'll take all that money back now then. Thanks tubs."
It's job
seekers allowance... as in you're actually supposed to look.
And I love how the whole family seems to have different excuses for being fat chunks. I don't have time to exercise, veg is too expensive, don't know how to lose weight, it's in our genes... errr... how about the fact that you eat other fat people for each meal, and kids as snacks.
Oh, and alright veg can be expensive, but there is cheaper stuff than bacon butties and microwave pies!
I bought a 3kg bag of pasta from Tescos the other day for I think £1.50! And they do jars of pasta sauce for about 49p, and that's not even the Value/Basics ones! Chunky bastards, that would probably only last 1 day but still cheaper and healthier than bacon butties and pies.
Stupid fat ****ers. Grrr
p.s having said that I am kind of disgusted how much I've ballooned up since being home from Uni, especially since Christmas. I've suddenly got moobs again that James Corden would be jealous of!