Fat Lazy B4$tards

[Graz]

If you're claiming JSA, you already do have to prove that you're actively seeking work. If you aren't, you lose it. They also already employ thousands of people who 'look out for those idiots on benefit who aren't even looking for work'.

That aside, he isn't claiming JSA anyway.

I know you have to prove you're looking, but it isn't that hard to do. You have to show 3 jobs you've applied for each time you go in.. I can't see that that's difficult to fake, when probably a lot of that "proof" is just emails printed off showing job applications.

And I meant to say, the people who admit to not looking for work in the papers etc... I hope they have their benefits taken away straight away.

 

[Graz]

"The Chawners, haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition "


How does that work with a husband and wife?

Very good point, lol.

 

[drew]

We get people knocking on our door in highfields asking us to sign their JSA forms just so they can say they've been looking.

 

[Darth Vodka]

"The Chawners, haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition "


How does that work with a husband and wife?

cos only fat ****ers will shag fat ****ers (sober)

 

[Boy Genius]

cos only fat ****ers will shag fat ****ers (sober)

come on Darth, you know you want to slip the mother a portion.

 

[Darth Vodka]

come on Darth, you know you want to slip the mother a portion.

i'd have to tie a plank across my arse to stop me falling in

 

[camberwell fox]

"The Chawners, haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition "


How does that work with a husband and wife?

Horribly, i would have thought, you could slap any of those fat feckers on the arse and ride on the waves for about 2 hours, go on fart, give us a clue!

 

[Singth]

i'd have to tie a plank across my arse to stop me falling in

:icon_lol:

Excellent!!

 

[homer]

Quality stuff

I once bought some pears, but they tasted funny.

People are cruel and shout ‘Teletubbies’ at us in the street,

Emma, who smokes, dreams of being a pop star and solving her family’s financial woes. But so far her ambition looks unlikely.

 

[homer]

Just realised that the fat blond bint on the right is that mentallly ill heifer off the X-Factor, who has been laughed off the programme every time she applies

Having seen the whole family on there, I can confirm that they are actually all completely off their feckin' chumpers and, regardless of the weight, no one would employ the ****ing nutters in a billion squillion years

They are, quite rightly, on benefits for life

 

[Boy Genius]

Just realised that the fat blond bint on the right is that mentallly ill heifer off the X-Factor, who has been laughed off the programme every time she applies

Having seen the whole family on there, I can confirm that they are actually all completely off their feckin' chumpers and, regardless of the weight, no one would employ the ****ing nutters in a billion squillion years

They are, quite rightly, on benefits for life

they would still look good in a porn movie though

 

[Singth]

Just realised that the fat blond bint on the right is that mentallly ill heifer off the X-Factor, who has been laughed off the programme every time she applies

You mean this winner?

 

[homer]

That's the one

grade A nutcase

 

[camberwell fox]

Just realised that the fat blond bint on the right is that mentallly ill heifer off the X-Factor, who has been laughed off the programme every time she applies

Having seen the whole family on there, I can confirm that they are actually all completely off their feckin' chumpers and, regardless of the weight, no one would employ the ****ing nutters in a billion squillion years

They are, quite rightly, on benefits for life

That must be a whole lotta laughing...yeuch

 

[Macky]

i'd have to tie a plank across my arse to stop me falling in

I know you're only being trite for humorous effect, but being fat doesn't mean she'll have a big fanny. I really can't imagine that she's had much cock.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

I know you're only being trite for humorous effect, but being fat doesn't mean she'll have a big fanny. I really can't imagine that she's had much cock.

be more like a mouses ear then

 

[Hazzman]

That's the one

grade A nutcase

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

be more like a mouses ear then

:icon_bigg

 

[Darth Vodka]

I know you're only being trite for humorous effect, but being fat doesn't mean she'll have a big fanny. I really can't imagine that she's had much cock.

ok then...

i'd have to get her to fart and give me a clue


my mate, who shall remain nameless,shagged a fat lass for a bet and he said he was feeling her tit for five minutes, before she she repositioned his hand to the roll above...

 

[Lako42]

I would