Fecking cat

[spionfox]

I've got two male cats (both chopped) just under a year old and a female of nearly three. You'd think between them they could defend their own territory, but no, cowardly feckers.

There is a male cat that has been coming in our utility room through the cat flap and spraying it's bastard scent.

I've tried to catch the **** but it's too quick for me.

Any suggestions as to one, stopping the twat doing it and two, getting rid of the smell and cleaning up.

I do not own an air rifle.

Thanks.

 

[Macky]

Your fault for chopping your own cat's bollocks off. They're not gonna hunt the other cat out if they've no testosterone

 

[Durham Fox]

We bought one of these http://www.petplanet.co.uk/category.asp?dept_id=933&gclid=CJ7flrK1s6cCFchO4Qod4hBVAQ

 

[Durham Fox]

We bought one of these http://www.petplanet.co.uk/category.asp?dept_id=933&gclid=CJ7flrK1s6cCFchO4Qod4hBVAQ

Use a cap of White vinegar in a bowl of soapy water to get rid of the smell. Also stop your cat smelling it and eventually running away.

 

[Macky]

Alternatively you could buy one of these...

 

[RHYDAL]

A wire snare behind the catflap'll do the job. Odds are you'll only lose one of yours, a fair price IMHO.

 

[spionfox]

Your fault for chopping your own cat's bollocks off.

You think I'm that perverted that I would chop my own cat's bollocks off? We have vets on this side of the Irish Sea you know :icon_bigg

 

[spionfox]

Use a cap of White vinegar in a bowl of soapy water to get rid of the smell. Also stop your cat smelling it and eventually running away.

Thanks Duzza - I'll give that a go.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Alternatively you could buy one of these...

 

[MKFox]

A wire snare behind the catflap'll do the job. Odds are you'll only lose one of yours, a fair price IMHO.

:icon_cool

 

[MHS]

I do not own an air rifle.

See if you can borrow Ashley Cole's.

 

[drew]

Are your cats chipped? If so get a Sure Flap, http://www.petplanet.co.uk/category.asp?dept_id=991 They take a bit of getting used to for the cats, as a solenoid latches and makes a clunk but they soon realise that they have to go through to get food.

We had a stray coming in doing the same, not anymore.

 

[spionfox]

Are your cats chipped? If so get a Sure Flap, http://www.petplanet.co.uk/category.asp?dept_id=991 They take a bit of getting used to for the cats, as a solenoid latches and makes a clunk but they soon realise that they have to go through to get food.

We had a stray coming in doing the same, not anymore.

Duzza suggested the same, I'll probably have to get one but they are a heck of a price aren't they!

 

[drew]

Worth it imo. My cats are a lot happier since i got one, hell knows how many different cats were coming in. I think the petporte needs a permanent power supply though, that's why we bought the sureflap.

 

[city-faithful]

Stamp on the imposters ones back, gut and skin it and nail it to the fence-post
as a flag in a sign of territorial aggression. I did this with the bloke that was scuttling my Mrs behind my back...no-one has tried to **** with my stuff since.

 

[spionfox]

Stamp on the imposters ones back, gut and skin it and nail it to the fence-post
as a flag in a sign of territorial aggression. I did this with the bloke that was scuttling my Mrs behind my back...no-one has tried to **** with my stuff since.

Good idea, but I refer you to post number 1 where I admitted that I tried to catch it but the **** was too quick for me.

 

[city-faithful]

Good idea, but I refer you to post number 1 where I admitted that I tried to catch it but the **** was too quick for me.

Ah, forgive me. In that case find a more domesticated and easy-to-catch cat, kill and skin that one and fly the flag to warn the serial sprayer.

 

[spionfox]

Ah, forgive me. In that case find a more domesticated and easy-to-catch cat, kill and skin that one and fly the flag to warn the serial sprayer.

Is there a service whereby you can you get text alerts if people find road-kill?

 

[city-faithful]

Not that I know of, but I see a gaping hole in the market now. Brilliant stuff!

 

[Cate Fox]

Is there a service whereby you can you get text alerts if people find road-kill?

There's some on the A511 to Bardon if you're quick...