Fecking cat

[city-faithful]

There's some on the A511 to Bardon if you're quick...

Too late, its already on my plate.

 

[Cate Fox]

Too late, its already on my plate.

It was there a week, it must be fairly flat.

 

[Graz]

Seal up the cat flap.

Then put a small camera nearby and share the videos of the cats running into the flap and hurting themselves

 

[city-faithful]

It was there a week, it must be fairly flat.

Ideal for pancake day.

 

[Macky]

It was there a week, it must be fairly flat.

Perfect for a sandwich

 

[Mawsley]

Put up a sign in CAT warning them that your house is private property and they will risk a harsh penalty if they ignore the notice and enter upon your property.

 

[NN Fox]

Fool them by putting up a Dog Flap sign.

 

[city-faithful]

Humiliate it by painting a cat flap on the door, recording it as it bashes its nogging trying to get then forwarding the tape to You've Been Framed.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Put up a sign in CAT warning them that your house is private property and they will risk a harsh penalty if they ignore the notice and enter upon your property.

Fool them by putting up a Dog Flap sign.

Humiliate it by painting a cat flap on the door

That's all, folks.

 

[Mawsley]

That's all, folks.

You wish.

 

[Blue Maniac]

You wish.

Is there an anvil balanced on top of the door? I hope the cats have all brought their little signs saying 'GULP!'

 

[beaumontfox]

Poor kittehs.

 

[Motown Fox]

Spion has caught that pesky cat in his ingenious trap

 

[RHYDAL]

Spion has caught that pesky cat in his ingenious trap

Makes a handy carrier bag holder for recycling purrposes too.

 

[Macky]

Makes a handy carrier bag holder for recycling purrposes too.

You could also use its arsehole to hold a tea-towel

 

[Cate Fox]

Spion has caught that pesky cat in his ingenious trap

I shouldnt laugh, I have cats... but

 

[spionfox]

Spion has caught that pesky cat in his ingenious trap

What height off the ground is its arse?

Just wondering like................

 

[Motown Fox]

What height off the ground is its arse?

Just wondering like................

It obviously jumped into your trap of food in the fridge whilst you quickly shut the door trapping it:icon_bigg