Sun dried tomatoes for Prime Minister!
You never heard of sun dried tomatoes screwing the poor, bringing in a bedroom tax or going to war. I'd immediately vote for them for the next coalition government. It might be a bit red and to the left of what we are used to but I think it's time for a change. In this coalition we would then need to bring in a mixture of herbs to the cabinet table to add variety (instead of the current mixture of herberts already there.) I would trust their judgement on whether to stay in the European Union or not; I recongise that we have to have freedom of movement of tomatoes without the levy of additional duties so that M&S and our other great retailers can continue to sell a sufficient quantity and quality of this essential fruit. (Yes a fruit not a vegetable.) Half time entertainment could include a food fight with inferior rotten fuits to demonstrate that even when on the turn, nothing can rival how useful tomatoes are.
You never heard of sun dried tomatoes screwing the poor, bringing in a bedroom tax or going to war. I'd immediately vote for them for the next coalition government. It might be a bit red and to the left of what we are used to but I think it's time for a change. In this coalition we would then need to bring in a mixture of herbs to the cabinet table to add variety (instead of the current mixture of herberts already there.) I would trust their judgement on whether to stay in the European Union or not; I recongise that we have to have freedom of movement of tomatoes without the levy of additional duties so that M&S and our other great retailers can continue to sell a sufficient quantity and quality of this essential fruit. (Yes a fruit not a vegetable.) Half time entertainment could include a food fight with inferior rotten fuits to demonstrate that even when on the turn, nothing can rival how useful tomatoes are.
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