David Gwilliam
Well-Known Member
You need to make up a story that the club have threatened to ban you if you continue to moan and 'tut' loudly every time that Wellens gives the ball away
Then you need the Merc and Radio Leicester to repeat the lie, as if it was fact, and set up an online petition to allow persistent tutting every time that feckin' Wellens gets the ball
Then you have to meet with the club, who will tell you that there was never any problem with you moaning or tutting during the game (as you well knew) but that the real issue was that you don't wear any feckin' trousers and if you persistently expose yourself throughout the full ninety minutes then they are perfectly entitled you hoof you out of the ground (you knew this already, but wanted to make a point that persistent nudity should be allowed, just like it was in the old days blah blah blah)
Then you might get your flag
Brilliant post Homer.