Funny Things People Say and Do

[Melton Fox]

My 3 year old Daughter just woke up, came downstairs, looked around, shrugged her shoulders and said "Uh, it's still not Christmas", turned around and went back to bed :icon_lol:

Not even a "Good Morning". She's learning well.

 

[Singth]

My missus was watching the news last week and, after watching a report on a British soldier that had been killed in Afghanistan, asked "Why are all the soldiers names Lance?"

 

[lazzer]

My missus was watching the news last week and, after watching a report on a British soldier that had been killed in Afghanistan, asked "Why are all the soldiers names Lance?"

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: quality

 

[Hector]

My mother navigating when i was driving in London once:

"Go straight round the square"

 

[City Fan]

Heard this at work: "These poinsetta's obviously aren't selling well - they had this many here last time I came"

 

[lazzer]

Mrs Lazzer "why is it called an i-pod when it goes in your ear?"

 

[Billyjof]

Gordon Brown

"this is the end of Boom and bust"

 

[Lako42]

Gordon Brown

"this is the end of Boom and bust"

He has clearly never met BG

 

[Boy Genius]

He has clearly never met BG

I would love to meet Brown, just so as I could headbutt the ****

 

[drummindefender]

My Mum when looking at a field full of sheep "Look there following each other like sheep!"

 

[Willlow]

I would love to meet Brown, just so as I could headbutt the ****

I don't know why but this really made me laugh :icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

Sitting in my grandads house after my gran passed away last week.

Mum - "we're all overcome with emulsion"

 

[fosseboy83]

Couple of years my niece walking out the house. cute as a button but the mouth of a builder. she looks at the sky, tuts ' its ****ing raining!':icon_lol:

I tried to tell her off for swearing but i was on my arse with laughter

 

[Melton Fox]

Couple of years my niece walking out the house. cute as a button but the mouth of a builder. she looks at the sky, tuts ' its ****ing raining!':icon_lol:

I tried to tell her off for swearing but i was on my arse with laughter

I've had; "Daddy, I've done a chit" :icon_lol:

 

[Brauny Blue]

Mrs BB whilst dining out after a couple of glasses of wine( she rarely drinks normally) on her birthday celebration.

waiter.... ' What would you like madam '

Mrs BB.....' i'll have plenty of horn '

waiter......' one horn of plenty then madam '

 

[drummindefender]

Mrs BB whilst dining out after a couple of glasses of wine( she rarely drinks normally) on her birthday celebration.

Is it you who does the drinking in your house then BB :icon_wink:icon_razz

 

[Brauny Blue]

Is it you who does the drinking in your house then BB :icon_wink:icon_razz

Doesn't everyone:icon_wink

 

[MKFox]

old soak

 

[Macky]

Doesn't everyone:icon_wink

Well I haven't done any drinking in your house BB, but now that I know that everyone does I'll try and call in with a few flagons in the new year.

 

[highland fox]

I don't know why but this really made me laugh :icon_lol:

Maybe its the thought that BG actually thinks it could 'do' Gordon Brown