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He’s shite. He’s not a coach, he doesn’t improve players or get them fit. He’s not a manager because they all look ****ing miserable.
 
I'm great
Do you know who I am
Look at me
I'm Brendan
Kerching
Look at my belt
 
Sorry are you lot actually just joining us on the final page...
 
Inside the head of an idiot. Hmm half time, we looked good for 30 mins, I cant have that, what should I do. We have good shape so let's take Barnes off and put a right footer on the left wing and keep turning to pass backwards. Ineacho having a shocker so I will leave him on. I know let's take another winger off and put an out of form striker on. Oh bugger, we did not have a shot on target hmmmmmm, anyway my teeth still look nice AND I drew some lovely smiley faces in my little note book.
 
What on earth does Rogers say at half time that completely flattens a team. Managers are supposed to correct things not make them worse
He points at his belt, says who manufactured it, then produces 3 envelopes. None of them contain his p45.
 
He doesn't need to say anything, just hands out the half-time oranges that have been spiked with Ketamine
 
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