Heather Mills

[Boy Genius]

Has she shot herself in the foot?

 

[spionfox]

Has she shot herself in the foot?

Would she realise?

 

[Boy Genius]

Would she realise?

if it wasn't the wooden one she would....


she wouldn't even be able to hop about then....

 

[spionfox]

if it wasn't the wooden one she would....


she wouldn't even be able to hop about then....

She might think it's worth it to get the sympathy vote back again.

 

[Disco Bob]

Has she shot herself in the foot?

Stop pulling her leg.

 

[Darth Vodka]

i ain't saying she's a gold digger

but she ain't messing with no broke Beatle

 

[highland fox]

i ain't saying she's a gold digger

but she ain't messing with no broke Beatle

Quite,she will be out on a limb by the end of it all

 

[Biff]

Regarding the beatings Macca gave her ,the police said they need more evidence.

Heather is meeting with Sky Sports later today to have a stump camera fitted :icon_lol:

 

[Darth Vodka]

she a plane for a christmas present


(she's gonna use Immac on the other one)

 

[Biff]

Macca offered her £20 mill.

She should teak the money and limp.

 

[Melton Fox]

Whore

 

[City Fan]

Whore

You still would though, right??

:icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

You still would though, right??

:icon_wink

No, I'd be frightened of falling off.

 

[Real Sharapova]

At least she can get one leg behind her ears.

 

[Macky]

At least she can get one leg behind her ears.

She's rubbish at kneeling down though

 

[Biff]

She's rubbish at kneeling down though

she allways starts the okey cockey off at a party.....

 

[Darth Vodka]

she found her xmas present under the bed last year, a mahogany leg

"oh paul is this my big present"

"nah, it's just a stocking filler"

 

[Biff]

she found her xmas present under the bed last year, a mahogany leg

"oh paul is this my big present"

"nah, it's just a stocking filler"

Apart from macca,her favourite singer was Rolf Harris.....'deedle eedle eedle umm'

 

[Disco Bob]

I would rather have a world full of Heather Mills' than have one Jimmy Carr allowed to ever draw breath again.

 

[Macky]

I would rather have a world full of Heather Mills' than have one Jimmy Carr allowed to ever draw breath again.

That's an incredibly tough choice, two self-obsessed ****s, hmmmm, not sure.
Would we be allowed to just kill them both and be done with it?
That'd be the most logical thing to me.

Although that Jimmy Carr is an exceptional ****icle.