Heather Mills

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That's an incredibly tough choice, two self-obsessed ****s, hmmmm, not sure.
Would we be allowed to just kill them both and be done with it?
That'd be the most logical thing to me.

Although that Jimmy Carr is an exceptional ****icle.
Tough one.

I'd be opposed to riding the world of self-obsessed ****s.

I like it here.
 
is she mills now then?
not still lady MacCartney?
i still would though...
 
is she mills now then?
not still lady MacCartney?
i still would though...

I'd **** her senseless & then when she left in the morning to the glare of the world press I'd make lewd hip gestures as she walked off.
I would also imply to the worlds cameras that I'd dipped my two fingers in her fanny juice to play 'windows'.

Everyone has played 'windows', right?
 

:icon_conf

Go on then....

Oh for ****sake you sad virgins

You have fanny juice between your index & your middle finger & you see who can make the best 'window', as in the film stretches between your two fingers.

This is when two fellas have pulled two birds & you are looking over thier shoulders comparing notes.

****sake I can't beleive you made me explain thaT SHIT

wINDOWS FOR ****SAKE


Maybe it's an Irish thing.
 
Depends if her fanny juice is like string, don't worry spionfox, I've shagged women like that as well

You've got me thinking if it wasn't one of those Geezerbirds now :icon_redf
 
You still would though, right??

:icon_wink

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Her leg looks good, its amazing what they can do these days
 
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