Heskey to return?

[Macky]

In other safety news: Look right, look left, then right again, when seeking to cross the road

Especially if I happen to be driving, I ain't stoppin for no fool

 

[Ian Marshall]

Just to mention - as he came up earlier in the thread, I think Varney has gone to Blackpool (possibly even on loan). I think he's gone there anyway.

Football365 (good read today) has us and Forest fighting over Sean St Ledger. He's a footballing defender, but reminds me a lot of Stearman, just not solid when it really counts. I'd like us to get back to being big and strong at the back and menacing from set pieces.

 

[Mawsley]

How long after eating pizza should I leave it before going for a swim?

And what does the countryside code say I should do with pizza boxes?

 

[Cate Fox]

How long after eating pizza should I leave it before going for a swim?

2 hours

And what does the countryside code say I should do with pizza boxes?

put them in the bin - keep britain tidy

 

[Mawsley]

Surely it depends on the quantity of pizza consumed?

I reckon you're making up these answers, Cate. Shame on you. You have destroyed all the faith I had in the internet to provide answers to my life.

I'm guessing this means Messi isn't coming now.

Or Joey.

Nuts.

 

[Macky]

I'm dreaming of getting messy with Joey's nuts

You're a foul man

 

[Mawsley]

I'm dreaming of getting messy with Joey's nuts

Mmmm...

I just can't shake it.

 

[Cate Fox]

Surely it depends on the quantity of pizza consumed?

I reckon you're making up these answers, Cate. Shame on you. You have destroyed all the faith I had in the internet to provide answers to my life.

I'm guessing this means Messi isn't coming now.

Or Joey.

Nuts.

Of course I am ;-)

 

[Jeff]

How long after eating pizza should I leave it before going for a swim?

You can swim as soon as you like after eating. The thing about having to wait is an old wives tale. That's why Cate believes it.

 

[Jeff]

I'm guessing this means Messi isn't coming now.

I saw Messi yesterday. He was carrying a fishing net.

 

[Macky]

You can swim as soon as you like after eating. The thing about having to wait is an old wives tale. That's why Cate believes it.

That can't be true Jeff, I refuse to believe it.
If that's true then that lad in the 70s government public safety films would've died in vain, and I'm not prepared to let his death be for nothing you heartless bastard

 

[Cate Fox]

That can't be true Jeff, I refuse to believe it.
If that's true then that lad in the 70s government public safety films would've died in vain, and I'm not prepared to let his death be for nothing you heartless bastard

Yeh, you tell him Macky