Heskey

[Macky]

Have I gone back a few weeks and logged on ?

Is it 2011 in your world? If so, then yes you have

 

[fitz]

Have I gone back a few weeks and logged on ?

Do we all have hoverboards in 2011?

 

[Mawsley]

Do we need roads?

 

[Cate Fox]

Do we need roads?

not if you have a flux capacitor

 

[Blue Maniac]

not if you have a flux capacitor

Or wings. I wonder if people have wings in 2011.

 

[Ian Marshall]

Or wings. I wonder if people have wings in 2011.

Red Bull.

Sanitary Towels.

Its like some weird, mega taurine monthly cocktail which can clean up its own spillages.

 

[lazzer]

Im not sure if the return of Spongehead Bigpants would be a good thing or a bad thing

 

[drummindefender]

Has anyone else read Ben Jacob's pathetic article about Heskey coming back?

Why the Mockery give him a column is ****ing beyond me. That is literally worse then some of Jas123 posts!!!

Who the **** is he anyway?!

 

[olip6]

Has anyone else read Ben Jacob's pathetic article about Heskey coming back?

Why the Mockery give him a column is ****ing beyond me. That is literally worse then some of Jas123 posts!!!

Who the **** is he anyway?!

I love how "he reckons heskey will return next month" as if he is a lcfc negotiator. Wanker.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Has anyone else read Ben Jacob's pathetic article about Heskey coming back?

Why the Mockery give him a column is ****ing beyond me. That is literally worse then some of Jas123 posts!!!

Who the **** is he anyway?!

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: There's literally no point in him at all, is there?

 

[Cate Fox]

Im not sure if the return of Spongehead Bigpants would be a good thing or a bad thing

bad thing... you just know he would get heckled within 10 minutes of being on the pitch.

 

[camberwell fox]

Centre Back in the Walsh mould

Midfielder in the Lennon mould

Striker in the Keane mould.

Done.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Sent off for Villa, maybe he heard on the pitch the deal had fallen through :icon_wink

 

[Filthy Rich]

From tonight's report....

'A woeful first half was characterised by a poor miss from Emile Heskey, who managed to hit the bar from four yards.

Heskey was then sent straight off in the second period after raising his hands in a spat with Jordan Henderson.'

No thanks.

 

[Mawsley]

Feeble slap.

If he hits like a girl he's got no place at my club.

 

[Durham Fox]

At least he hasn't got a nine year old boy inside him aching for something like Gary Silke.

 

[escos66]

At least he hasn't got a nine year old boy inside him aching for something like Gary Silke.

 

[Lako42]

No thanks.

FFS!

 

[Filthy Rich]

FFS!

Unavailable for next three games anyway...

 

[Darth Vodka]

There's literally no point in him at all, is there?

is he a circle?