How does the FA work out its fines??

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Rayvon

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I think we received a larger fine because we had a bad discipline record two season ago and it didnt improve last year and so we received a bigger fine. :102:
 
It goes like this:

FA suit 1: Bloody hell, our coffers are a bit fooked after building that new wembley thing.

FA suit 2: Your not wrong - what a waste of cash that was! We'll have to introduce some new fine system.

FA suit 1: Yes, good idea, we'll have to make it something with stealth though, we don't want the public to know about our 'pissing money up the walls' habits.

FA suit 2: Correct again - how about a fine for poor discipline?

FA suit 1: Cracking idea! Right lets have a look, no, on second thoughts let's pick two who we don't like much.

FA suit 1: Ok, me first - Leicester City

FA suit 2: Yeah, even though they didn't get too many red or yellow cards they still raped them women in La Manga and they cheated their way up that year, remember?

FA suit 1: Of course I remember, the cheats! Who do you pick?

FA suit 2: Well, I'll have to go for whoever Dickov plays for - Blackburn isn't it?

FA suit 1: Yep, sticking to the La Manga thing then?

FA suit 2: Damn right - they shouldn't be allowed to get away with that - I read it all in the Mirror - nasty stuff.

FA suit 1: Ok, so it's settled - we'll sting, sorry - fine, Leicester and Blackburn for poor discipline.

FA suit 2: Great, thats that sorted then. Let's go and wank over a picture of Alex Ferguson.

*FA suit 1 & FA suit 2 jump together and do a "high-five"*
 
Joe_Fox said:
FA suit 2: Great, thats that sorted then. Let's go and wank over a picture of Alex Ferguson.

*FA suit 1 & FA suit 2 jump together and do a "high-five"*


:038: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: LMFAO
 
always been a fan of the high five. :038:

think your idea could be pretty close though joe
 
They're obviously settling out of court on another sexual harassment case this month and need the extra cash...
 
Joe_Fox said:
It goes like this:

FA suit 1: Bloody hell, our coffers are a bit fooked after building that new wembley thing.

FA suit 2: Your not wrong - what a waste of cash that was! We'll have to introduce some new fine system.

FA suit 1: Yes, good idea, we'll have to make it something with stealth though, we don't want the public to know about our 'pissing money up the walls' habits.

FA suit 2: Correct again - how about a fine for poor discipline?

FA suit 1: Cracking idea! Right lets have a look, no, on second thoughts let's pick two who we don't like much.

FA suit 1: Ok, me first - Leicester City

FA suit 2: Yeah, even though they didn't get too many red or yellow cards they still raped them women in La Manga and they cheated their way up that year, remember?

FA suit 1: Of course I remember, the cheats! Who do you pick?

FA suit 2: Well, I'll have to go for whoever Dickov plays for - Blackburn isn't it?

FA suit 1: Yep, sticking to the La Manga thing then?

FA suit 2: Damn right - they shouldn't be allowed to get away with that - I read it all in the Mirror - nasty stuff.

FA suit 1: Ok, so it's settled - we'll sting, sorry - fine, Leicester and Blackburn for poor discipline.

FA suit 2: Great, thats that sorted then. Let's go and wank over a picture of Alex Ferguson.

*FA suit 1 & FA suit 2 jump together and do a "high-five"*


If that is original is it the funniest thing you have ever posted on here JF. I laughed for between three and four seconds. ;)
 
Im assuming the "suit" that picks us for a fine is David Sheepshaggershanks?!:102:
 
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