FFS! This is ridiculous.I'm a football fan on the eve of a new season.I support a team with a reasonably strong squad in a division filled with teams that are mostly much of a muchness so i say...1ST!
We'll piss this ****ing league,score for fun,have a bit of a wobble in December but then shore up the defence with astute signings in the January window & kick on to automatic promotion & clinch the title in April.
We'll do the double over the sheep & trees,draw Cov in the FA Cup 3rd round & do them 6-0 at the Ricoh costing their manager his job in the process.Then we'll make national headlines in pulling off the shock of Round 4 by knocking out Chelsea,winning by 2 clear goals at the KP.
If being a football fan isnt about optimism,especially at this time of year,then what the **** are we all doing here & why do we bother?
9 bastard years! Jesus where did it go? I wasn't even 40 when this shitstorm started & now I'm nervously looking at 50 not being far off.I have already had to suffer the endless,grinding tedious horror of the Pleat years...& now this? Surely I'm due a break? Surely all of us of the requisite age are?
Come on City! Lets at least try to make that embarrassing ****ing 'Sporting Capital' statue just a touch less ridiculous.
I repeat my hope from last season...I want to sit behind the goal next August & watch us play Southampton in the opening game of a Premier League season & pretend,just for a few seconds,that the last decade was a horrible Bobby Ewingesque dream sequence & that Mad Mandy,turds on car seats,THE THIRD DIVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & Jason ****ing Jarrett were just fevered nightmares caused by stress & bad drugs.
Come on you Blues!
e Laet
