Hume

[Melton Fox]

my sister was on the pink windmill

Was she at the door?

 

[Micky]

Was she at the door?

no but she was one of the people chanting the famous saying....

 

[Melton Fox]

no but she was one of the people chanting the famous saying....

That has to be the best claim to fame in the world!!!!!

 

[highland fox]

You have a nightly appearance on Gaydar didn't you say?

Can't help yourself can you Alex? Its like a drug

 

[Innocent]

Hey hey!

Not the first sleb on here, but just the mouthiest. Joe Fox deserves sleb status.

Did a lot of telly, and then a lot of radio when my face got too old (hereabouts - Heart in Brum, and Cemetery 106 every night) Central Weekend - remember? Pissfest. Brilliant. And national stuff. But now I'm a total bore doing a PhD OAP, still with attitude, but past it, frankly.

I do the jokes, write the books, take it all on board (the best was the banter here about the pandas in the drive which I emailed all over the world. Superb stuff!)

But ultimately what it comes down to is me and my mate Sarah having a ciggie at half time and going, 'Is this crap as bad as last time's crap?' We usually decide it isn't.

And we're usually wrong. Such is the power of nicotine.

 

[Innocent]

:icon_lol: Brilliant!

Being at Uni, I'm scared at how many girls have them... I swear every girl I've lived with in my 3 years here has had one stashed away in their cupboards. And for some reason feel the need to whip them out and show us.
Intimidating!

Sweetie, a vibrator is to share. You gotta join in. Take them out of the cupboards and learn how to include yourself in the madness, or they'll get the better of you.

 

[Durham Fox]

Hey hey!

Not the first sleb on here, but just the mouthiest. Joe Fox deserves sleb status.

Did a lot of telly, and then a lot of radio when my face got too old (hereabouts - Heart in Brum, and Cemetery 106 every night) Central Weekend - remember? Pissfest. Brilliant. And national stuff. But now I'm a total bore doing a PhD OAP, still with attitude, but past it, frankly.

I do the jokes, write the books, take it all on board (the best was the banter here about the pandas in the drive which I emailed all over the world. Superb stuff!)

But ultimately what it comes down to is me and my mate Sarah having a ciggie at half time and going, 'Is this crap as bad as last time's crap?' We usually decide it isn't.

And we're usually wrong. Such is the power of nicotine.

Ive read that 3 times now and I am stilll none the wiser :icon_bigg

 

[Innocent]

Poppycock!!!

I did a thirty minute documentary for Discovery Home & Leisure a couple of years ago, and I used to write for Charlie Dimmock. So there!!!!

Did you write for both of the boobs? Did you manage to syncronize their movements?

You're a maestro and we are not worthy!

It's a Dirty Dancing Christmas Special? !!

 

[Innocent]

Ive read that 3 times now and I am stilll none the wiser :icon_bigg

No. It's not an IQ test.

 

[Durham Fox]

No. It's not an IQ test.

'Pandas in the drive' was a surreal high point :icon_bigg

 

[Graz]

Ive read that 3 times now and I am stilll none the wiser :icon_bigg

Glad I'm not the only one confused :icon_lol:

 

[Innocent]

'Pandas in the drive' was a surreal high point :icon_bigg

It was the best moment on here since Joe and Malf stopped posting big time.
Equal to the radio (not) announcement of results:

Real Madrid - 0
Surreal Madrid - Fish

Pandas in the drive was total magic.
And sometimes Macky gets there, and has me reaching for the incontinence pads.

 

[Innocent]

Glad I'm not the only one confused :icon_lol:

Don't worry, mate. if we weren't confused, we wouldn't be LCFC fans.

 

[Brauny Blue]

Bring back SWWG:icon_roll

 

[Matt_B]

This has turned into thread of the year for me, thanks Innocent, you actually made me lol at work!

 

[Innocent]

Many thanks. There are posters on here who make my day, every day. I may not post often, but I read always........
x

 

[Han]

It seems Everton may be signing a slightly better attacking midfielder....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/e/everton/7180159.stm

Puts things into perspective.

 

[londonfox]

Well I guess we're stuck with him then

 

[Lako42]

Well I guess we're stuck with him then

I know, its fecking awfull, i just dont see how we can carry on with our highest scorer in the team.

 

[londonfox]

He's our highest scorer cos all of our other forwards are either injured and/or sh!t. If David Moyes has had a labotamy and wants to give us good money for Hume then we should bite his or anyone's hand off. I have faith that Ollie could get a better player in easily.