"I'm a complete and utter cnut who's totally out of his depth and I haven't a feckin' clue what to do or how to do it. I couldn't pick the right team to save my feckin' life, I constantly play people out of position, and I have no idea how to motivate a group of players who are so short of confidence that their heads are down before they even get on the pitch. I try to mask my woeful inadequacies by putting on a cheery media-freindly persona and thus make sure that the fans never get on my back and continue to chant my name despite the fact that I am taking this club down to a level that they have never seen before. It used to be the glorious 'Blue Army' but now the thick feckers call it 'Ollie's Army'
As I said before - I am a cnut
Oh, yes, and thumbs up"