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Just caught a bit of an interview with John Barber and Ian Holloway - anyone else hear any more of it??


JB. So Ian, another 3-0 defeat and we’ve slipped into the bottom 3..
IH. Yes, but that referee he cost us the game didn’t he, should have had a penalty when Stevie Howard barged into their goalie and knocked him unconscious – outrageous decision and what about that midfield of theirs kept passing the ball to each other, surely our lucks gotta change soon..
JB. Yes but don’t you think playing Matty Fryatt at Fullback and Ian Hume at centre half may have been a mistake?
IH. Well, if I had a few more players to choose from we may have had a choice but having only 47 new players this season means we have to make do with what we’ve got and anyway did you see the state of the pitch – it had green grass growing all over it, shouldn’t be allowed.
JB. Any thoughts then on next weeks game, surely this is a must win situation? Are you feeling the pressure?
IH. Pressure? What pressure? Look we’ve got two games to go and need seven points to stay up don’t we? I don’t believe we won’t get back to back wins this season and anyway I’ve got a formation in mind that involve playing Patrick Kisnorbo in midfield because somebody told me he was brilliant there and these two emergency loan signings from Latvia could be the turning point and anyway Milan’s backing me all the way because he just signed a player called Ian Dowie for me.
 
JB. That must of hurt going down to 10 men Ollie

IH. That was planned. Anybody with a brain cell knows 10 men will beat 11. Watford do it all the time.

JB. But you lost Ol

IH. We haven't perfected it like Watford. We will learn from this, believe me.

JB. Still no back to back wins Ollie

IH. The fans must be loving it. The anticipation is getting to them, you can tell by the numbers that keep turning up. I might wait till next season and give them back to back to back wins, ive got Hartlepool luton and Leyton Orient pencilled in.

JB. I see season tickets are on the rise

IH. Of course John, i'm funny and i love humor, so what can be more fun than charging the faithful more money, then watch their faces when we lose every week, priceless

JB. Any tactical changes for the Colchester game Ol

IH. We haven't decided yet,we are working on a new routine, where we go down to 9 men, with Hendo being subbed for Bori. I cant say too much just in case the oppo's are listening in.
 
Just caught a bit of an interview with John Barber and Ian Holloway - anyone else hear any more of it??


JB. So Ian, another 3-0 defeat and we’ve slipped into the bottom 3..
IH. Yes, but that referee he cost us the game didn’t he, should have had a penalty when Stevie Howard barged into their goalie and knocked him unconscious – outrageous decision and what about that midfield of theirs kept passing the ball to each other, surely our lucks gotta change soon..
JB. Yes but don’t you think playing Matty Fryatt at Fullback and Ian Hume at centre half may have been a mistake?
IH. Well, if I had a few more players to choose from we may have had a choice but having only 47 new players this season means we have to make do with what we’ve got and anyway did you see the state of the pitch – it had green grass growing all over it, shouldn’t be allowed.
JB. Any thoughts then on next weeks game, surely this is a must win situation? Are you feeling the pressure?
IH. Pressure? What pressure? Look we’ve got two games to go and need seven points to stay up don’t we? I don’t believe we won’t get back to back wins this season and anyway I’ve got a formation in mind that involve playing Patrick Kisnorbo in midfield because somebody told me he was brilliant there and these two emergency loan signings from Latvia could be the turning point and anyway Milan’s backing me all the way because he just signed a player called Ian Dowie for me.

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Just caught a bit of an interview with John Barber and Ian Holloway - anyone else hear any more of it??


JB. So Ian, another 3-0 defeat and we’ve slipped into the bottom 3..
IH. Yes, but that referee he cost us the game didn’t he, should have had a penalty when Stevie Howard barged into their goalie and knocked him unconscious – outrageous decision and what about that midfield of theirs kept passing the ball to each other, surely our lucks gotta change soon..
JB. Yes but don’t you think playing Matty Fryatt at Fullback and Ian Hume at centre half may have been a mistake?
IH. Well, if I had a few more players to choose from we may have had a choice but having only 47 new players this season means we have to make do with what we’ve got and anyway did you see the state of the pitch – it had green grass growing all over it, shouldn’t be allowed.
JB. Any thoughts then on next weeks game, surely this is a must win situation? Are you feeling the pressure?
IH. Pressure? What pressure? Look we’ve got two games to go and need seven points to stay up don’t we? I don’t believe we won’t get back to back wins this season and anyway I’ve got a formation in mind that involve playing Patrick Kisnorbo in midfield because somebody told me he was brilliant there and these two emergency loan signings from Latvia could be the turning point and anyway Milan’s backing me all the way because he just signed a player called Ian Dowie for me.

:)
 
Will some kind soul please tag this thread somehow, in preparation for the end of year awards

Without equal, the worst thread EVER
 
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