Its Bloody Tragic Isnt It?

[highland fox]

how do you know what my arse is like :icon_lol:

We don't but we know it was responsible for that eclipse of the sun last year:icon_wink

 

[lazzer]

you told me you had two seson tickets :icon_lol:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

my bum fits onto one seat perfectly thank you

 

[fcukcov]

my bum fits onto one seat perfectly thank you

its the rest of her that spills out onto the other seat....

 

[lazzer]

nice one

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

whats this have a pop at me day

 

[lazzer]

yv dont get the arse about it you started it :icon_wink :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

whats this have a pop at me day

No,thats tomorrow...:icon_wink
I'm sure its a perfect arse YV,if you've got any photos just send them and I'll be the judge

 

[Xantha]

its just not PC.....

Whats wrong with a topless woman, thats traditional....

But a topless woman has bits on show that shouldn't be.... now a very fit bloke on the other hand doesn't ......

Right I need to find a suitable pic for my avatar then.....

 

[Joe_Fox]

Did you hear about the guy who was born with three legs? He became a juggler. I mean why didn't he use his natural advantage? He could have been a great runner, or swimmer. What an idiot.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

But a topless woman has bits on show that shouldn't be

men are simple creatures

 

[Joe_Fox]

men are simple creatures

Not all of them honey.

 

[lazzer]

what would you know about men :icon_roll ............ oh on second thoughts i bet you know loads

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Not all of them honey.

Careful Joe, the idea is to perpetuate this myth so when you get married the old hen feels like she rules the roost. Likewise, always let them win the argument them go and what the feck you like, as long as they get the las word and and a good seeing to now and again they stay onside.


..............so this mate of mine says anyway.

 

[Xantha]

men are simple creatures

So true......

 

[highland fox]

So true......now i must get on with the washing and ironing.

You take a break Xantha you work too hard..

 

[Boy Genius]

Careful Joe, the idea is to perpetuate this myth so when you get married the old hen feels like she rules the roost. Likewise, always let them win the argument them go and what the feck you like, as long as they get the las word and and a good seeing to now and again they stay onside.


..............so this mate of mine says anyway.

This does not apply to Elvis Hammond.....:icon_bigg

 

[Xantha]

You take a break Xantha you work too hard..

Ahem.... washing and ironing? I'm too busy training the guys here how to do their job!

 

[Boy Genius]

women always say "a womans work is never done"

Then they have 15 mins sit down with a coffee............no wonder their work is never done......

 

[Durham Fox]

Did you hear about the guy who was born with three legs? He became a juggler. I mean why didn't he use his natural advantage? He could have been a great runner, or swimmer. What an idiot.

Is your head perfectly spherical?