Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
I'm set to explode. Had my fill at dinnertime and now I'm suffering for it.
I'm set to explode. Had my fill at dinnertime and now I'm suffering for it.
Yes, I did have some bangers. That'll explain it :icon_lol:Did you have bangers & mash by any chance?
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Yes, I did have some bangers. That'll explain it :icon_lol:
You never know H, somebody may be along to do it later now you've suggested it.Anyone done the Pork Sword gag yet ?
I had a lovely length of Pork Sword earlier,it was a good 8 inches worth,let me feeling fulfilled....
Aye, aint I justBlimey Melton, I'd love nothing better than to swallow a full length sword of pork, you lucky bastard
We don't need your type on here...
All types are welcome here, even his type.
You can keep your hands off me Gay BoyWe get all types here.
And they're all my type :icon_wink
a wank with a Pot Noodle .
takes all sorts I suppose......:icon_roll
had a wank in a Pot Noodle.
A Pot Noodle and a wank.
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