It's Official!!!

[alex]

Well stop fecking slacking and do some work!

These types of threads happen everytime people are expecting a big announcement, get used to it. Why not just hover the mouse over the thread title, and the first few words get shown?

Cheers Melts......

Or....

Why not just not bother once the joke has been done to death? Just another option?

Not all browsers allow one to see the thread text by hovering a mouse. Melts may feel sorry for you but he also hates this thread.

 

[homer]

Well stop fecking slacking and do some work!

These types of threads happen everytime people are expecting a big announcement, get used to it. Why not just hover the mouse over the thread title, and the first few words get shown?

Cheers Melts......

So you haven't really got piles then, and it was all just a big scam to get a cheap laugh ?

How awful - I feel so taken for granted.

Shocking behaviour

 

[City Fan]

Haha, I want to do some more but I think I will piss people off too much. :icon_wink

 

[Disco Bob]

I am also viewing this at work and I couldn't give a flying f*ck how many of these threads are started, it really makes absolutely no difference to me whatever.

I also have far more important things to worry about than to get pissed off by crap threads.

In fact I think I'll start another one.

With us having different lives, families, opposite views on substance abuse and not living anywhere near each other (and being of the same sex, let us not gloss over that) there will be those saying we don't have a hope of making it work.

I still believe that what we share will be the glue to make ours a solid if unconventional marriage. Mainly that would appear to be porn and dog ownership but we will grow together, we will learn to love skipping on the beach.

Dammit Macky! Marry me?

 

[Disco Bob]

Haha, I want to do some more but I think I will piss people off too much. :icon_wink

I hope you are not holding out for a position on the Trust exec as it appears they frown on this kind of thing.

 

[Steven]

I’ve been bleeding out of anus for some time now. I had my rectum surgically probed to remove my first bout of anal grapes. But very soon after they had been removed the unfortunate and distressing rectum sores had returned, but more severe. I’ve put up with them for while now, but sometimes the bleeding in my faeces is becoming worrying. I don’t get buggered with a strap on and very rarely use butt plugs, but the occasional digit is welcome but not enough to contribute to my problem. Poor old Mr P is worried about what to do.

Eat more fibre and cut down on the anal sex. :icon_wink

 

[Mr Perez]

Eat more fibre and cut down on the anal sex. :icon_wink

My lady enjoys it so that would be a shame. But thanks for the fibre tip. All Bran rules!!

 

[Macky]

With us having different lives, families, opposite views on substance abuse and not living anywhere near each other (and being of the same sex, let us not gloss over that) there will be those saying we don't have a hope of making it work.

I still believe that what we share will be the glue to make ours a solid if unconventional marriage. Mainly that would appear to be porn and dog ownership but we will grow together, we will learn to love skipping on the beach.

Dammit Macky! Marry me?

This has all come as a bit of a shock DB, although if I'm honest I did have an inkling that this was building up.

I don't want to rush into anything but if you're gentle with me it could be the start of something very beautiful.

 

[Macky]

This has all come as a bit of a shock DB, although if I'm honest I did have an inkling that this was building up.

I don't want to rush into anything but if you're gentle with me it could be the start of something very beautiful.

Actually I've changed my mind already, I'm just after realising that it was the originality & hilarity of this thread that had peaked my excitement levels not DB's marriage proposal.
An easy mistake to make.

Can you ever forgive me DB for being so fickle?

 

[Disco Bob]

Can you ever forgive me DB for being so fickle?

Oh you City fan you.

Holloway out!

 

[Lako42]

I feel a little sorry for City Fan.

Yes he's pissed people off with another one of these threads, especially me. But others have started similair threads over the past few days/weeks and not received the same level of abuse.

Abuse all, or none. Don't pick and choose.

Superb Melts. The double standards on here is bewildering.

 

[Jeff]

The double standards on here is bewildering.

Maybe it's not about double standards, but more to do with it being the straw that broke the camel's back.

I'm not gong to delete or move threads like this because I've posted similar things in the past. But I can see why some people find them annoying after a while. The first one might be funny but when there are so many they just become tedious.

 

[Brauny Blue]

Newts enjoying his new job

 

[Lako42]

Maybe it's not about double standards, but more to do with it being the straw that broke the camel's back.

I'm not gong to delete or move threads like this because I've posted similar things in the past. But I can see why some people find them annoying after a while. The first one might be funny but when there are so many they just become tedious.

I find them all including the first one annoying.

However laughing at one thread is more or less encouraging others to open a similar thread in the belief they will get the same response.
Ban them all.

For me this ridiculous manager hunt is becoming more and more tedious by the day, anyone who contrives to write bullshit should hang their head in shame at worsening my suffering

 

[drummindefender]

am i the only one who has pretty much guessed all of these stupid threads to be just what they are before even clicking on them

 

[Jeff]

am i the only one who has pretty much guessed all of these stupid threads to be just what they are before even clicking on them

No.