Jerry Seinfeld...

[Profondo Rosso]

...Is the least funny, most over-rated bag of wank this side of Groucho Marx.

I don't get why people think this guy is so hilarious. It's such cliched, bog standard, observational humour that makes Ken Dodd look cutting edge.

Stupid ****ing **** jokes about "trendy" shit. HEY, LOOK, I'M A TRENDY UPSTART 18-30 WHO LIVES IN NEW ****ING YORK! I'M GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT COFFEE AND STARBUCKS AND MARINE BIOLOGY! HEY LOOK I'M SMART TOO I CAN MAKE ****ING STUPID, OBVIOUS JOKES ABOUT HUMAN ****ING IDIOSYNCRASIES, WHICH A 6 YEAR OLD CAN THINK UP!

**** off Jerry, you floppy haired ****. They are NOT ****ing jokes about human idiosyncrasies, they are stupid bollocks about repeating some lazy, catch-phrase about ****ing soup over and over again for half an hour. You are a **** for inflicting such unfulfilling garbage on my ears.

Rant over.

 

[Jeff]

No soup for you.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Were you always this chilled out or is it a recent thing?

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Were you always this chilled out or is it a recent thing?

Nah. Just a recent thing. Got bored of not being an angry keyboard warrior. It's what all the kids are doing, this is the internet after all. :icon_wink

 

[Fox Fan]

This just proves that your wrong about everything.

 

[Boy Genius]

This just proves that your wrong about everything.

 

[Macky]

There is absolutely nothing even remotely amusing about Seinfeld, nothing. He has one of the smuggest, most punchable faces on this planet.
For that reason I refuse to watch it, ever, and it doesn't affect my life at all.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

There is absolutely nothing even remotely amusing about Seinfeld, nothing. He has one of the smuggest, most punchable faces on this planet.

Totally agree.

 

[Kingy_85]

haha, iv just been watching Seinfeld !

I agree that his observational humour isnt everyones cup of tea and his standup can be a tad obvious but the program itself is a classic.

Seinfeld in real life is a boring serious man but the show is great fun and has some BRILLIANT characters.

Fair enough if you dont like it though, i can understand because its that type of comedy you either love or hate.

Im not a fan of his standup, but god the show is hilarious.

 

[SwedeFox]

No soup for you.