Job hunting

[Blue Maniac]

That's nonce sense.

Are you Phil Collins?

 

[Jeff]

Are you Phil Collins?

No. This is me, I look nothing like Phil Collins.

 

[Matt_B]

I'm guessing a CRB is some sort of nonce check?

Checks for any criminal records that the intended employer deem neccessary.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Checks for any criminal records that the intended employer deem neccessary.

Hopefully you mean criminal convictions they deem relevant.

 

[Matt_B]

Hopefully you mean criminal convictions they deem relevant.

Same thing surely? Nope, it doesn't read that way! Read it as "Any checks for....."

 

[fitz]

Does your keyboard smell?

 

[MKFox]

Does your keyboard smell?

can't smell anything apart from this old sock here....

 

[lazzer]

can't smell anything apart from this old sock here....

The one stood up in the corner ?

 

[consty]

1. Just walk into likely places and ask if there's a job going - eg. pubs, restaurants, clubs, summer sporting venues etc
2. Ask all your friends to ask at their places of work if there are any summer temp jobs going - many places do not advertise, so this method (and no.1 above) is important
3. Approach any pub, club or farm for unskilled casual work, put-on thick Polish or Rumanian accent, and ask for work.
You'll be hired on the spot.

 

[Dour]

The one stood up in the corner ?

At a certain point, a joke's gone too far.

Sneaking into MK's gaffe, rooting around under the bed to find his wanksock, straightening it out and standing it up in the corner before posting about your prank on an Internet form is just wrong. Seriously wrong.

 

[lazzer]

At a certain point, a joke's gone too far.

Sneaking into MK's gaffe, rooting around under the bed to find his wanksock, straightening it out and standing it up in the corner before posting about your prank on an Internet form is just wrong. Seriously wrong.

I resent your allegations !!!! I was invited round. It was in the bottom of the wardrobe.And it was like cardboard there was no straightening out.