junk emails

[PFKAKTF FOX]

your daughter thinks it purile she said its you who normally wants to watch when she wants to watch the history channel

Damn, rumbled again :icon_mad:

 

[Darth Vodka]

bogies!

 

[Cate Fox]

Bogies!

 

[fcukcov]

bogies!

bogies

 

[fcukcov]

Bogies!

too soon the art of the game is to build it up slowly.....

 

[MHS]

Bogies.

 

[drummindefender]

Bogies

 

[fcukcov]

bogies

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

too soon the art of the game is to build it up slowly.....

Bit like sex then .....

 

[Darth Vodka]

wind em up, watch them go...

it's time to find out the maximum possible font setting me thinks

 

[fcukcov]

Bit like sex then .....

yeh cate peeked too soon, must be going out with duzza......

 

[Cate Fox]

yeh cate peeked too soon, must be going out with duzza......

:icon_redf :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

just recieved this one from the fifth bank

gue darn, auberge cryptic poke, cocoon casey out cabboston zebu bakery
weal andes holdcry loamcapital tipoffposy allyn coddingtonsaw charybdis
per divergent rasp pargaud folkwan apollonianacmefish swampool hullgory
accompanistbyproduct rill cryptanalysis pore choppy gad eelhash vary dag
payoffcorkmoor gold olio we hog lyregibbean whop clitorisdinnertime
stubcokeplot hipcash ken flagacceptant amaranth atmosphere chaparral
ancillary auspices competentdeal luck edge polo bowl colorate axon port
nitwitflue dean mat buffalo wecarp clod claw plow sate lawn of feud
portmoo centerline celebrant delouse mead shyUrdu fall fen iffy joky
billiard cesare stun washhaul basel airy alternate fan sticky yon burnt
bawl controller titflout beloit, ail dig bail, craftsmen pish buddhist
fogbittersweet deer angstrom high configure clapappointe nough
arctangent pileMoor alteration dibsmilk bravery banquet wave some
swimco- deterrentaye lankwrapsum brimfulpros cabcam bucket
chromatography rev ajar chinch coroner ell dipbole new advisee
brotherglimuse brinkmanship definition mole im- congregatemeg-room gaol
armfuljet courageelldud marthit heap matesing bison amiss gasp plugmelt
wig cesare awoke concurring bell rush elk curlwry dock lye soon
asepticcarrageenbasilar herd seat club befall rake adsorbate loinpose
tick approve vole buzzard sheslug curd basalt bow benchmark port breed
tap keelphew certain abode combatted mote firm woke keg lock bentchef
crabby, vial ABC tart, stay dago suet hipzest cult anton shaky caliph
whenlacy cinder compression editflip bluff girdfain mist rick node fell
slitcaw anysate throbucketfullslew earnbogy rangedge wag briar door
chalkboard darken cityscape fame dawriot dereference whir beardaspclap
catherine hut tine moth daprapbale flanky scothew rekeepbuffalo hopedebt
yare askbrunswick demarcate anthropology bini daisymean pipy cog hind
trio rape run feed chidpry allotted debut brimfulloop dyer bent hip plum
flee low dash wifeball bassett cusp cahoot bess kindveal mess pat job
. tome slap era swatwomb bestowal bludgeon alveoli zoic cite bird wit
kite foul

why???????????????

 

[Jeff]

I get loads of spam, due to the number of domain names I own. Fortunately Gmail filters most of them out.


But I also receive a lot of emails that are incorrectly addressed, due to me owning domain names that were previously used by companies like the Mockery, or are similar to other names.

Like this one I recently received, which I think was intended for the Mockery:

Hi Jenny,

I spoke to you today ( 4th September ) about the possibility of running a promotion with us. Ive attached a sample lay out of the artwork as well as some more information about The Oddies. The promotion offers every reader a choice of any of 6 Oddies character books and is completely free, all we ask is that the reader pays the 75p postage and packaging costs.

The Oddies series takes a fun look at the question "Where do all the missing odd socks go?" and is loved by children across the country and further afield. Please see www.oddieworld.com for more information.

If this seems like something you'd be interested in, or if you'd like to receive some samples of the books please don't hesitate to get in touch.

Best Wishes,
Guy


Guy Baldi
The Oddies
Maritime House, Grafton Square, London SW4 0JW

 

[Macky]

I just got an email, subject line: [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Tired with sexual troubles?

the email was trying to sell viagra the text inside the email reads:

Viagra, take the blue pill........and I show you how far the rabbit hole goes

with a picture of some fellah doing his missus doggy style!

quality entertainment
:icon_lol:

[/SIZE][/FONT]

 

[Melton Fox]

Can't help but think of Forrest Gump reading out that letter

Hi Jenny,

I spoke to you today ( 4th September ) about the possibility of running a promotion with us. Ive attached a sample lay out of the artwork as well as some more information about The Oddies. The promotion offers every reader a choice of any of 6 Oddies character books and is completely free, all we ask is that the reader pays the 75p postage and packaging costs.

The Oddies series takes a fun look at the question "Where do all the missing odd socks go?" and is loved by children across the country and further afield. Please see www.oddieworld.com for more information.

If this seems like something you'd be interested in, or if you'd like to receive some samples of the books please don't hesitate to get in touch.

Best Wishes,
Forrest


Forrest Gump
The Oddies
Maritime House, Grafton Square, London SW4 0JW

 

[drummindefender]

has cate ever actually met mr durham fox

 

[Cate Fox]

has cate ever actually met mr durham fox

:icon_conf Yes I have

 

[drummindefender]

and did he charm the pants of you

 

[Cate Fox]

you're a bit behind the times DD