Just the Tonic Comedy Club

[Macky]

Rufus Hound was on and I was a bit gutted I was missing it to be fair, however from what I heard he was absolutely shit.

That's because he's about as funny as getting a positive result in an AIDS test, then crushing your genitals in a vice while eating a dogshit sandwich.

Actually, I'm exaggerating, he's not even that funny.

 

[Mawsley]

Mmmm...dogshit sammich.

 

[Darth Vodka]

That's because he's about as funny as getting a positive result in an AIDS test

hold on, I got a positive result, that's GOOD right?

I'm staying positive

 

[tedfoxxx]

The lads at work went to the one in Nottingham a few months back, I opted to go Norwich in the FA Cup instead.

Rufus Hound was on and I was a bit gutted I was missing it to be fair, however from what I heard he was absolutely shit. Was booed off the stage and responded to the crowd that he hoped they all died of cancer. ****!

My girlfriend knows one of the owners of Jongleurs in Nottingham so I've been dragged along. Its been crap every time with an embarrassing numbers of wankers heckling each act. I'd rather shell out £30 quid to see someone you know will be funny.

 

[Matt_B]

My girlfriend knows one of the owners of Jongleurs in Nottingham so I've been dragged along. Its been crap every time with an embarrassing numbers of wankers heckling each act. I'd rather shell out £30 quid to see someone you know will be funny.

Ha, with that kind of comedy you could be on one of these shows.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Ha, with that kind of comedy you could be on one of these shows.

looool

I thought you'd know. You stalk my Facebook page enough. :icon_wink

 

[Matt_B]

looool

I thought you'd know. You stalk my Facebook page enough. :icon_wink

Whatevs, it's easy to make up a profile!

 

[tedfoxxx]

Whatevs, it's easy to make up a profile!

I suppose. My workplace is stated as Brazzers.

 

[Macky]

I worked at Jongleurs in Leicester, about a dozen years ago. There was one comic once that made me smile, sort of, *can't remember his name though. Problem is, the next night he was on again and did the exact same routine, word for ****ing word.

Every time a comedian's name is mentioned in my house, my young pipes up "Let me guess Dad, you met him before and he's a complete ****? Amirite?"



*EDIT: Dave Spikey

 

[Mawsley]

Dave Spikey

That's your problem right there. I don't need to read any further

 

[The Major]

I saw Charlie Baker at the Highlight a year or 2 ago, before he was known. I thought he was hilarious but I was well pissed by then. Some of the material he does on the TV bits I've seen him in is the same as he was doing in the club.

 

[Matt_B]

We used to go to the Paramount Comedy on Tap tour nights when the wife was at Stoke Uni, they were good, but free.