Everyone is crystal ball gazing at the moment. Here's my attempt. I am looking into the near future and I predicit that for the home game against Burnley, Kaebi will be brought on, to great effect. Here's how it will go. Trust me.
The new manager of LCFC, responding to Milan Mandaric's hints that Iranian Kaebi could be a true superstar (and being somewhat desperate finding the team 0-2 behind to Burnely) brings the young Iranian on with only twenty minutes left. The lad is a sensation, scores a hat trick in twenty minutes and wins the game for Leicester 3-2. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media immediately value Kaebi at £5m much to Milan's delight. When he comes off the pitch the young Iranian excitedly phones his Mum to tell her about his great day in English football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for twenty minutes today, we were 2-0 down but I scored a hat trick and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the players, the Chairman and the media, they all love me."
"Great," says his Mum, "now let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your older sister and I were raped and beaten. Your younger sister was beaten by the Mullahs in the mosque for arriving without enough clothing and and your brother has joined a gang of fanatical islamic terrorists - while you were having 'a great time' ". Kaebi feels very upset. "What can I say Mum, I'm so sorry".
"Sorry?!?" says his Mum. "It's your fcuking fault that we moved to Highfields in the first place."
The new manager of LCFC, responding to Milan Mandaric's hints that Iranian Kaebi could be a true superstar (and being somewhat desperate finding the team 0-2 behind to Burnely) brings the young Iranian on with only twenty minutes left. The lad is a sensation, scores a hat trick in twenty minutes and wins the game for Leicester 3-2. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media immediately value Kaebi at £5m much to Milan's delight. When he comes off the pitch the young Iranian excitedly phones his Mum to tell her about his great day in English football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for twenty minutes today, we were 2-0 down but I scored a hat trick and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the players, the Chairman and the media, they all love me."
"Great," says his Mum, "now let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your older sister and I were raped and beaten. Your younger sister was beaten by the Mullahs in the mosque for arriving without enough clothing and and your brother has joined a gang of fanatical islamic terrorists - while you were having 'a great time' ". Kaebi feels very upset. "What can I say Mum, I'm so sorry".
"Sorry?!?" says his Mum. "It's your fcuking fault that we moved to Highfields in the first place."
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