Kevin Phillips sings with One Direction

[FryattFox]

Kevin Phillips makes debut for One Direction
28-02-14
LEICESTER City striker Kevin Phillips was cheered wildly on his debut for One Direction’s reserves last night.

The veteran was brought on in the 67th minute to sing backing harmonies on a few album ballads but his contribution was drowned out by the screaming of middle-aged male Leicester fans.

Phillips said: “Singing heartfelt lyrics about chaste romance written by teams of Scandinavians has always been a key part of my game.

“I actually had trials for Take That as a teenager, before the football took off, and I’ve continued gazing into the camera while professing eternal devotion in my own time.

“Sometimes, to entertain the lads, I’d do a few uplifting ballads in the shower after the game, crooning them into a bar of soap.”

Observers said the 40-year-old performed creditably but messed up a crucial step-forward at a key change, leaving the team struggling to present a united front while swearing their love would always be true.

Fan Nathan Muir, who tweets as @FutureMrPhillips, said: “Pop concerts aren’t really my thing but Kevin was incredible.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go home and finish my slash fiction about his torrid secret relationship with Paul Konchesky.”

It's on t'internetz so it must be true.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...s-makes-debut-for-one-direction-2014022884107

 

[Blaarev]

It's on t'internetz so it must be true.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...s-makes-debut-for-one-direction-2014022884107

"The veteran was brought on in the 67th minute to sing backing harmonies on a few album ballads but his contribution was drowned out by the screaming of middle-aged male Leicester fans"

 

[bocadillo]

"The veteran was brought on in the 67th minute to sing backing harmonies on a few album ballads but his contribution was drowned out by some miserable ****er in shorts shouting about him only being here for one last sing-song and that 1d could do it could do it without him"

Very true

 

[Macky]

I'm guessing that One Direction is some form of popular beat combo on the hit parade?

 

[Blaarev]

I'm guessing that One Direction is some form of popular beat combo on the hit parade?

No, it's Doncaster's reserve team.

 

[Motown Fox]

No, it's Doncaster's reserve team.

Just for Macky http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/26/one-direction-star-louis-tomlinson-makes-doncaster-rovers-debut-in-drab-0-0-draw-with-rotherham-4324673/