Kronenbourg 'Dynamo' System

[indierich06]

What ****ing clown decided to put widgets in ****ing lager?

I've just had four cans of Kronenbourg and had each one explode over me and fizz up uncontrollably. It's apparently supposed to make the beer taste smoother, but it makes it taste flat and shit.

****ing gimmicks, only picked them up by mistake as well!

 

[Melton Fox]

I've just had four cans of Kronenbourg and had each one explode over me and fizz up uncontrollably.

I think I would have realised after opening the 3rd, maybe even the 1st or 2nd TBH. I certainly wouldn't have been daft enough to spray a fourth over myself.

 

[indierich06]

I realised after the second can that it was gonna be like that with all of them. I had to open the other 2 over the sink - even if it's sprayed all over me and is flat as a witch's tit, it's still beer.

 

[Hammond Organ]

I would steer clear of S&N brands at the moment. Heineken will be looking for cutbacks to cover their daft outlay... Stick to Peroni...

 

[MKFox]

I had a few of those fosters scuba the other day, they were in the fridge for a good 8 hours first mind, but they were lovely. Opened properly and were really smooth.

 

[Durham Fox]

I had a few of those fosters scuba the other day, they were in the fridge for a good 8 hours first mind, but they were lovely. Opened properly and were really smooth.

Same here, spot on they are.

 

[Boy Genius]

I would steer clear of S&N brands at the moment. Heineken will be looking for cutbacks to cover their daft outlay... Stick to Peroni...

Peroni......

 

[Boy Genius]

I had a few of those fosters scuba the other day, they were in the fridge for a good 8 hours first mind, but they were lovely. Opened properly and were really smooth.

they can be drank underwater.....:icon_cool

 

[Scarby]

I would steer clear of S&N brands at the moment. Heineken will be looking for cutbacks to cover their daft outlay... Stick to Peroni...

i worked for S&N 5 years, in doing so i got 20 free shares. They were cancelled and i got a surprise cheque for 170 pounds the other day!

 

[Durham Fox]

i worked for S&N 5 years, in doing so i got 20 free shares. They were cancelled and i got a surprise cheque for 170 pounds the other day!

What a coincidence! I had a water bill on the same day!!

 

[Scarby]

What a coincidence! I had a water bill on the same day!!

i dont believe you

 

[Melton Fox]

What a coincidence! I had a water bill on the same day!!

Bill Clinton

Clint Eastwood

Freddy Eastwood

Freddy Flintoff

Fred Truman

Harry S Truman

JFK :icon_eek:

 

[fosseboy83]

Peroni......

do it on tap at 9 bar. nobrot road. delicious.

 

[WALSHIESTACKLE]

What ****ing clown decided to put widgets in ****ing lager?

I've just had four cans of Kronenbourg and had each one explode over me and fizz up uncontrollably. It's apparently supposed to make the beer taste smoother, but it makes it taste flat and shit.

****ing gimmicks, only picked them up by mistake as well!

I had a couple of cans on Friday and thought they were alright. I had had a 2l bottle of strongbow and 2 bottles of Bulmers first though!! :icon_wink

On that I had a bottle of Pear Bulmers on Friday. Thought it was tasty & less gassy than the apple.

 

[MKFox]

On that I had a bottle of Pear Bulmers on Friday.

Fecking Babycham....

 

[WALSHIESTACKLE]

Fecking Babycham....

Having never tasted babycham I couldn't make a comparison!!:icon_bigg

 

[MKFox]

Highland told me it is pear cider, I wouldn't know as I only drink battery acid cos i'm so hard...

 

[WALSHIESTACKLE]

Highland told me it is pear cider, I wouldn't know as I only drink battery acid cos i'm so hard...

I wasn't aware that a thread like this could get someone so excited!! :icon_eek:

 

[MKFox]

I wasn't aware that a thread like this could get someone so excited!! :icon_eek:

It doesn't take much these days I'm afraid....

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

It doesn't take much these days I'm afraid....

Rigor mortis setting in early?