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Heard a ruomour today that in fact CL will be taken to the top of Beacon Hill on Friday and crucifed on a large blue and white cross by a group calling themselves the Leicester Romans. The Leicester Romans will be led by Dion 'Judas' Dublin and are planning a party for Friday which all of the Bonehead army will be invited to. This will be held at Wigston Working Mens Club.
Tim 'Im a forum poster me' Davies will be leading the ceremony and the march to the hill where a man from the Braunstone area who stole two kit-kats and a mars bar and one man from the New Parks area who is suspected of being a witch will also be crucified.
This is believed by the board to be the only way out of the contract with Craig Levein and should satisfy the bonehead army. The clause in the contract is known as the 'Jesus Christ were in the sh*t clause.' It was also in Martin O'Neill's contract but after they realised he was God the clause became invalid.
However Tim 'Im a forum poster me' Davies was quoted as saying, "The fans that want Levein to stay should not fear as we are sure that after Levein has been buried in 'Old John' at Bradgate Park he will be resurrected again on Sunday, to be seen by two old dears walking their yorkshire terriers. Mrs 'Mary Magdalan' Levein will also be in attendence at Old John for the duration of the weekend."
He will then return to work at the club Sunday evening where we he will peform a minor miracle by making us lose by less than 7 against Spurs. He will then go for his main miracle of keeping us up and thereafter be known as the Saviour.
This weekend will then be remembered for the next 2000-3000 years as Levister Weekend. The Friday and Monday will be new Bank Holidays and kids will be given small chocolate foxes which the will hunt for in gardens and parks.
Thank the Lord.
Amen.
Tim 'Im a forum poster me' Davies will be leading the ceremony and the march to the hill where a man from the Braunstone area who stole two kit-kats and a mars bar and one man from the New Parks area who is suspected of being a witch will also be crucified.
This is believed by the board to be the only way out of the contract with Craig Levein and should satisfy the bonehead army. The clause in the contract is known as the 'Jesus Christ were in the sh*t clause.' It was also in Martin O'Neill's contract but after they realised he was God the clause became invalid.
However Tim 'Im a forum poster me' Davies was quoted as saying, "The fans that want Levein to stay should not fear as we are sure that after Levein has been buried in 'Old John' at Bradgate Park he will be resurrected again on Sunday, to be seen by two old dears walking their yorkshire terriers. Mrs 'Mary Magdalan' Levein will also be in attendence at Old John for the duration of the weekend."
He will then return to work at the club Sunday evening where we he will peform a minor miracle by making us lose by less than 7 against Spurs. He will then go for his main miracle of keeping us up and thereafter be known as the Saviour.
This weekend will then be remembered for the next 2000-3000 years as Levister Weekend. The Friday and Monday will be new Bank Holidays and kids will be given small chocolate foxes which the will hunt for in gardens and parks.
Thank the Lord.
Amen.
