Pre Match Leeds v Leicester

[H T B]

Do we have an expert on bedwetting on the forum?

 

[Brown Nose]

Do we have an expert on bedwetting on the forum?

Pop, you're up.

 

[homer]

Do we have an expert on bedwetting on the forum?

Well I've certainly watched one or two videos about it...

 

[pork pie fox]

Even if we don’t go up, surely we’re favourites for the fans’ golden shower award?

 

[homer]

Even if we don’t go up, surely we’re favourites for the fans’ golden shower award?

Not if BM is organising it

****

 

[Robin127]

Well I've certainly watched one or two videos about it...

Any with Trump in them?

 

[popillius]

Pop, you're up.

So, what we need here is a graph.

Cambers my old mate.... could you do the honours?

 

[OzzieFox]

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Leeds v Southampton last, a massive game. I just hope it a massive game for them and not us. Actally I really hope it's just to see which of the scumbags can get into the play-offs rather than 2nd place.

 

[OzzieFox]

Bedwetting is a finite matter. The bed is either wet or it isn't.

You could just wet your pants a bit, and it not leek on the bed. Especially if you're wearing your anti-bed wetting, padded pants (available at the Leicester Store).

 

[bocadillo]

You could just wet your pants a bit, and it not leek on the bed

Only if you're Welsh.

 

[Jenks]

I just googled door accessory wank muffins. The results were disappointing.

I ****ing apologise

 

[Jenks]

I ****ing apologise

 

[H T B]

Talking to yourself is one thing, but this???

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Leeds v Southampton last, a massive game. I just hope it a massive game for them and not us. Actually I really hope it's just to see which of the scumbags can get into the play-offs rather than 2nd place.

If they are 2nd and 3rd with fewer than 3 points between them, it's by definition both?

 

[bocadillo]

If they are 2nd and 3rd with fewer than 3 points between them, it's by definition both?

I don't think that is quite so. If they were 2nd and 3rd on equal points and we were top a point ahead but with a worse goal difference than either of them, then a defeat for us and a draw for them would see us in the playoffs.
Exciting, eh?

 

[Brown Nose]

Craig Pawson is the ref tomorrow.

A twat of the highest order.

Always influenced by loud home fans.

Leeds are still shit though.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

I don't think that is quite so. If they were 2nd and 3rd on equal points and we were top a point ahead but with a worse goal difference than either of them, then a defeat for us and a draw for them would see us in the playoffs.
Exciting, eh?

Fair enough. Not looking likely at the moment?

 

[Volpone]

Craig Pawson is the ref tomorrow.

A twat of the highest order.

Always influenced by loud home fans.

Leeds are still shit though.

Well then, he'll never get influenced at our place will he?

 

[Brown Nose]

You can think it pal but this is a really stupid thing to say the day before a big game.

 

[FrenchFox]

I think that Leeds will come out of the traps at 100 mph and we will be 2 0 down after 20 minutes, We will then fight back and be 2 1 down at half time. We will then dominate the second half and score an equaliser with 20 minutes left and miss many opportunities to win the game. 2 2 final score. Just a thought!!!!!!!!!