Post Match Leicester 0 Crystal Palace 2

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What the actual blue blazing **** was that second half?

Seriously, what the ****ing hell was going on?

We were better than them in the first 45, but Vardy shat the bed, and we then petered out towards the end

But after that, it was simply ****ing unacceptable. We sat back and let them dominate everything. There was a point at which our 'press' was El Khannous closing down the whole Palace back line all on his own, running from side to side. **** knows where our actual number 9 was - having a fag and a red bull on the side or summat. Mavididi was on a deck chair somewhere.

We had to do something and, bizarre though they were, the substitutions really kicked us into action but we ****ed up the final ball a day pretty much every position by overplaying. Painful.

Now I think Mcateer is shit, but he was getting into some dangerous positions and put a couple of good balls in. It all looked promising. It was, until the second set of subs ****ed everything up and we stuck him at right back, or right wing back, or some mental brain fart idea. **** knows. It was a shit idea and it killed us off nicely

The whole back line and two pivot midfielders were shit. Woefully, tragically, hideously ****ing shit. And their Lord and Master and King Shit himself was ****ing Vestergard. An absolute filthfest of a performance the likes of which we haven't seen for some time. Coady and Faes were perfectly fine last weekend so why the **** you would bring that hopeless **** back onto the team is beyond me.

This back line took us down last time, and here we are watching them take us down again. Who would possibly have thought it?
We haven't got enough money to replace them all, but that's exactly what we need to do. They're ****ing hopeless

We are ****ed. Totally and utterly shafted and ****ed. Without lube
 
What the actual blue blazing **** was that second half?

Seriously, what the ****ing hell was going on?

We were better than them in the first 45, but Vardy shat the bed, and we then petered out towards the end

But after that, it was simply ****ing unacceptable. We sat back and let them dominate everything. There was a point at which our 'press' was El Khannous closing down the whole Palace back line all on his own, running from side to side. **** knows where our actual number 9 was - having a fag and a red bull on the side or summat. Mavididi was on a deck chair somewhere.

We had to do something and, bizarre though they were, the substitutions really kicked us into action but we ****ed up the final ball a day pretty much every position by overplaying. Painful.

Now I think Mcateer is shit, but he was getting into some dangerous positions and put a couple of good balls in. It all looked promising. It was, until the second set of subs ****ed everything up and we stuck him at right back, or right wing back, or some mental brain fart idea. **** knows. It was a shit idea and it killed us off nicely

The whole back line and two pivot midfielders were shit. Woefully, tragically, hideously ****ing shit. And their Lord and Master and King Shit himself was ****ing Vestergard. An absolute filthfest of a performance the likes of which we haven't seen for some time. Coady and Faes were perfectly fine last weekend so why the **** you would bring that hopeless **** back onto the team is beyond me.

This back line took us down last time, and here we are watching them take us down again. Who would possibly have thought it?
We haven't got enough money to replace them all, but that's exactly what we need to do. They're ****ing hopeless

We are ****ed. Totally and utterly shafted and ****ed. Without lube
No cuddles tonight Homeywomeypants
 
No cuddles tonight Homeywomeypants

Mate it's just all ****ing shit

Cooper, Rudkin and now horseface has turned a Championship smashing side into an absolute shower of shit in just a few months

It's unbearable
 
Mate it's just all ****ing shit

Cooper, Rudkin and now horseface has turned a Championship smashing side into an absolute shower of shit in just a few months

It's unbearable
An FA Cup Winning top 6 side you say?

The demise has been catastrophic and then, just when it looked like we’d sorted it out, with Enzo, we change tack completely and let Rich sort the transfers.

Really sad to watch our club that was a Premier League staple and the envy of many for the way we were run, turn in to a joke.

Let’s hope there’s a new plan. Ruud can’t be the answer with these players!
 
...And their Lord and Master and King Shit himself was ****ing Vestergard. An absolute filthfest of a performance the likes of which we haven't seen for some time. Coady and Faes were perfectly fine last weekend so why the **** you would bring that hopeless **** back onto the team is beyond me...
As pointed out before, we had strange tendency to sub off a centre back in a like for like swap, if ever there was a game where it was needed today was the day...
 
Can we discuss Ayew's boots? I counted that he had to redo his laces four times in less than ten minutes.

Or Justin being our free kick taker. Was it for a bet?

Or McAteer's hilarious attempts to control a football?

Or Daka coming on and playing in midfield?

Or how many backwards passes we made when we were two down?

Or how terrible Palace were but we appeared to wait patiently for them to create something and then just let them walk through us?

Or the lack of creative options on the bench?

Or how often Winks and Vestergaard have an in depth meeting on the pitch and then instantly **** up and give possession away?

Or how any random non-league winger could offer more creativity than Mavididi?

Or how incredibly slow Vestergaard actually is? I mean it's quite a feat to be that decrepit.

Or how we still appear to have absolutely no idea when we have a set piece? This fella we snatched from Norwich in the summer has done **** all.

Or how we played a 38 year old in a meaningless game on Saturday and then flogged him for 90 minutes tonight and think that's sensible?

Or why so many fans didn't bother going tonight? There were several thousand empty seats.
no
 
Surely now must be the time to blood some of the younger lads in preparation for next season.
Spend the rest of this window to get rid of as much of the dross as possible.
But also get in some hungry players with potential who can make a go of next season.

Surely we’re can’t get out of an embargo/deduction next season as well.

We need to keep the spine of the squad. We need to add a bit of quality and plan.

Although I can’t help but think that because mathematically one win takes us out of the bottom three, the above sentiment is defeatist.

I don’t ****ing know.
 
Very low right now and accepting relegation... but want to put this here.

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I know it's very different, but I need to hold on to some form of hope.

Long way to go...
 
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