Leicester 2 Swansea 1

[Macky]

Na he must be lenient if he doesnt mind you rolling around on the floor squirting piss everywhere :icon_lol:, ask him if i can work there to

'He' is actually a 'she', she's a killer vampire penguin and she is far from lenient, she's a complete **** in fact.
The only reason I squirt piss around is an attempt to stop her coming near me, I'm not really laughing. I also smear shit on my desk and like to sit in the corner, gently rocking, while eating flies.
She absolutely hates me, but she's not alone.

 

[FantasticMrFox]

Seriously, it doesn't take a couple of seconds to make sure you're using the right words in the right situations in order that everyone knows what you're talking about. The central function of language is communication, and it only works if we all use the same words to mean the same things :icon_wink

Seriously ooooooo no please:icon_eek:.

 

[FantasticMrFox]

'He' is actually a 'she', she's a killer vampire penguin and she is far from lenient, she's a complete **** in fact.
The only reason I squirt piss around is an attempt to stop her coming near me, I'm not really laughing. I also smear shit on my desk and like to sit in the corner, gently rocking, while eating flies.
She absolutely hates me, but she's not alone.

Awe im sure its nothing personal :icon_bigg.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Seriously ooooooo no please:icon_eek:.

no idea what that means but it made me laugh.

 

[FantasticMrFox]

no idea what that means but it made me laugh.

It just means i dont want "serious" ATM as i just half killed myself at work all day trying to meet impossible deadlines.

 

[Blue Maniac]

It just means i dont want "serious" ATM as i just half killed myself at work all day trying to meet impossible deadlines.

I see. Well I don't do casual sex

 

[FantasticMrFox]

I see. Well I don't do casual sex

You are missing out on alot of fun.

 

[Blue Maniac]

You are missing out on alot of fun.

And a lot of diseases.

And a lot of unwanted kids.

 

[FantasticMrFox]

And a lot of diseases.

And a lot of unwanted kids.

Hey you dont be silly put a condom on your willy.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Hey you dont be silly put a condom on your willy.

Don't be a retard, wrap your.... errr .... spam javelin...

 

[Blue Maniac]

Hey you dont be silly put a condom on your willy.

Anthony B agrees.

 

[FantasticMrFox]

Anthony B agrees.

I said on your willy not your head:icon_conf

 

[Blue Maniac]

I said on your willy not your head:icon_conf

:icon_roll

 

[FantasticMrFox]

:icon_roll

Sorry :icon_redf i didnt mean to dis the jamaking reggae type bro dread.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Sorry :icon_redf i didnt mean to dis the jamaking reggae type bro dread.

brilliant

 

[Willlow]

I forgot to mention this, but after we scored our second goal nearly all the outfield players went to celebrate in the corner, apart from Morrison who just went to the side line and got a drink and then went back to his position.

Dont know if he just couldnt be bothered to run over, but it did seem a bit weird.

 

[cleefox]

I forgot to mention this, but after we scored our second goal nearly all the outfield players went to celebrate in the corner, apart from Morrison who just went to the side line and got a drink and then went back to his position.

Dont know if he just couldnt be bothered to run over, but it did seem a bit weird.

He was just very focused on his job. :icon_wink

 

[Real Sharapova]

He was just very focused on his job. :icon_wink

.........and thirsty.

 

[cleefox]

.........and thirsty.

:icon_lol: